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I finally watched The Old Guard and tumblr did not adequately prepare me for how funny the van kiss scene actually is. Like I've seen whole gif sets of Joe's impromptu love poem but that's not the half of it.

Dude are you sure you want to be making a homophobic jab at these people specifically

Joe: "Yeah he is and what about it, bitch boy" <- said with far more grace and eloquence

Nicky: "<3"

(This is where we give kudos to the actors for not smashing each other's teeth in when LAUNCHING at each other. Couldn't have been me)

Everyone is so taken aback they fully just watch for a whole second in, presumably, homophobic horror before all simultaneously deciding This Cannot Stand

you INTERRUPT joe and nicky? you interrupt their kiss like the football game? oh! oh! death for homophobes! death for homophobes for One Thousand Years!!!!

This isn't really part of the scene but "There's a TV, Joe!" is close enough that I'm going to add it. As an epilogue.

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it’s been a moment

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Idk why this is so funny to me but it absolutely is

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“octavian was so misunderstood”

uh huh, and he also blackmailed a fourteen year old girl, so put that in your pipe and smoke it

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in the club straight up squandering it. and by it i mean. my potentioal

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i would log on during the rapture. just to see what u all were up to

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“there is no moral. the wolf eats you one day and until it does, the forest is beautiful.”

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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people criticising the world-building in bottoms as if that wasn't the entire Point. it's supposed to be stupid and silly. the classes are 10 minutes long, their textbooks were all burnt conveniently, no-one has parents except hazel, nobody gives a fuck if jeff's car burnt down or if they killed a bunch of guys, etc etc. it's supposed to be silly in the way shitty romcoms usually are! and it fucks so

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anyone else start getting shaky when someone gets into an interest of yours or is that just me

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No male WWI pinups exist yet so my gay ass decided to change that at 1 AM and I ended up looking like a propaganda poster with homoerotic undertones so

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can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry

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happy lesbian visibility week

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"the first time I ever joined Miss W- in my prayers I had praye[d] that our union might be happy"

march 30, 1834

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Your so annoying. . Unfortunately in a kinda sexy way. ...

Oh it's over for you idiot now I'm in your head

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haunting the narrative all by yourself, handsome?