Saw an anti claiming 'cops would love proship people' as if cops don't have a long established history of beating, arresting, and murdering queer people and sex workers
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I'm too proship/profic for Normies and *A*tis (hate *them anyway), but I'm too tame for, like... the actual perverts. Like the ones writing/reading smut fics with r*pe and und*rage shit, or people who talk about wanting to see character A abusing character B. (And I hate those people too because, like... no.)
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T-shirt that says "Dirty Little Proshipper" across the titties.
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you guys know that you are allowed to like characters who suck in canon right? you guys know that you don’t have to ignore the worse parts of a characters to like them right? YOU GUYS KNOW THAT LIKING A SHITTY CHARACTER AS THEY ARE DOESN’T MEAN THAT YOU CONDONE THEIR BEHAVIOUR RIGHT????? RIGHT???? YOU GUYS KNOW THAG YOU CAN JUST ENJOY FICTION RIGHT?????
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Yes, I will complain about fandom bitches complaining about stuff I enjoy with ships and characters in cases where their complaining is directly affecting what content I get!
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"This is the anthem of my people," and it's a romance-coded and/or sex-coded song that played during a scene of my ship.
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The world of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is a lawless land.
For one thing, Charlie is living in dirt poverty in a modern (60s/70s/2000s) Western society. Where are child services??
Second, Wonka's factory has a fuckton of violations!
The Golden Ticket contest is not a sweepstakes, it's a lottery. Reese's recently got into trouble for having a contest that required you to buy a product to enter. That violates sweepstakes laws.
And lastly, in every version where the children don't sign a contract, they should be able to sue him. Criminal negligence.
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Mileena is canonically bi, stop trying to erase that.
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No, it is completely creepy to write/read fanfics, especially smut fics, about real people. It is nowhere near the same as writing/reading fanfics about fictional characters. Just as liking certain things, like villains or whatever else, in fiction isn't the same as liking it in real life. Liking Harley Quinn or Joker or a Ghostface killer isn't the same as people who simp for Ted Bundy or Richard Ramirez or the Columbine shooters, etc. Fiction is separate from real life.
REAL people are not FICTIONAL characters existing for our amusement or titillation.
respectfully how does what other ppl write affect you? i get it if it’s like smth gross or wtv but writing for a person is like writing for a character in a way. they obviously don’t know the person irl just like how you don’t know the character irl. meaning they’re using their imagination to describe them just like how you do the character. and the character may not be real but you’re still using the persons face/attributes. i understand not wanting to read it but it doesn’t give you the right to call them weird imo
okay so! personally, i just find it a little weird. i really did mainly mean it about smut, bcuz that's putting real people into sexual situations (even if it is just writing, to me it's almost equal to "shipping" real people together).
and it's not like writing for a fictional character imo. bcuz yes, you may not know the real person your writing for much like you wouldn't personally know a fictional character. but you cannot meet a fictional character, while you could meet an actor/youtuber/singer etc. in real life bcuz they are in fact, real people.
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Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.
I’m curious!
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Roald Dahl in the afterlife seeing another Jewish man play Willy Wonka:
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I'm going to start calling Antis "The Moron Majority," a play on "Moral Majority." Because that's what they are, even though many of them wouldn't admit it to try to look Progressive.
They're literally the same. They are no different. They're like Conservatives in the 90's and 2000s who protested GTA and horror movies and "vulgar" music and Gossip Girl.
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HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!
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You know what? Go ahead and be an apologist for that fictional character! They're not fucking real. 😊
(Just don't be fucking annoying about it. 🙄)
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