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People on this website and the internet at large have the dumbest fucking opinions about great movies and love the most mediocre shit imaginable. I hate getting on my phone excited to discuss things I just saw and wanna geek out about. I just have to go to YouTube and watch all the press content so I don't kill myself in the worst comment sections on all platforms.

#the group think from young people is at a scary level #please get some media literacy #and if i see one more 20-something complaining about too much sex in a movie or show #I'm gonna lose it #uptight boring generation #with really bad taste in most things

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#nymphia wind #rupaul's drag race #rpdr

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NYMPHIA WIND •  winner of drag race season 16 💛👑💛👑

#my queen #nymphia wind #rupaul's drag race #rpdr

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NYMPHIA WIND + runway looks 🍌💛👑 RuPaul's Drag Race, Season 16

#my favorite bitches always win!!!! #it's called taste #that being said... best top 2 and top 5 in seasons upon seasons #nymphia wind #rupaul's drag race #rpdr

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A total solar eclipse over Egypt, illustrated in a 1911 edition of Astronomy for All by Bruno Hans Bürgel (1875-1948).

#eclipse

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You know, the solar eclipse is bringing out something in humanity that I always love to see. Humans making a big deal out of something we can't change, celebrating and laying picnics out to see a giant rock pass in front of our light source, passing around special glasses so we can all observe the sky being different for a few hours together...

The cuteness of it all, the child-like wonder of it all, the feeling so small of it all...

The world isn't perfect but humans try their best to enjoy what we can when we can.

#it was an incredibly life affirming day #eclipse

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Follow, follow the Sun / And which way the wind blows / When this day is done ⁣🎶 ⁣ Today, April 8, 2024, the last total solar eclipse until 2045 crossed North America.⁣

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#i seent that shit with my own eyes #i seent it

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For those of you who weren’t able to get 100% of the total solar eclipse today… I gotchu <3

#i had the most amazing day in a little alcove on the side of a cliff #tripping and listening to pink floyd #because sometimes cliches are correct and have to be replicated #dark side of the moon #pipers at the gates of dawn #best day everrrrrrr #eclipse

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Go off destielgaysex

NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

#eclipse

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The gayest, most hilarious dudes in the 1700s got drunk together in the Ozarks and named their gay little sections of the forest the funniest shit they could think of and got it printed on the maps.

#i assume idk #gay #lgbtqia #lol #do not try to give me any historically accurate info on this because i don't care

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EMMAAAAA!!!!! SHE DESERVES!!!!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!

#poor things is so incredible and she is BEYOND #emma stone #bella baxter #poor things #oscars

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Why does Robert DeNiro look so grumpy? Lol. Probly that being an 80 y/o with a newborn is really taxing, idk.

#oscars #robert deniro

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Holy shittttt... Ryan Gosling killllllled it!!!!! Slash?!?!?!?!

#oscars #ryan gosling #slash

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This performance is really dramatic for a song based on a movie based on Cheetos.

#oscars #best song category

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Omfg, the dog from Anatomy of a Fall just flashed on screen when they went to commercial and then it immediately cut to Ryan Gosling seeing the screen and going, "Ooh, dog!"

Ultimate himbo. Kenergy will never die.

#oscars #ryan gosling

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Oppenheimer was a shitty movie and it's so wildly overrated this awards season that it makes me angry on a near daily basis. So tonight I will be booing my way through the Oscars if they pull what everyone is forecasting as a sweep and rob far better films (literally any of the other nominees are better) of their just desserts. In my universe, Poor Things sweeps everything, as it is a masterpiece the likes of which I haven't seen in years. (Still haven't seen The Zone of Interest, which I suspect I will also love. Need to watch this week.) Even Barbie is a better choice than Oppy by like a million miles, as well.

I know awards don't realllllllly matter, but this'll be some shit film lovers look back on and wonder WTF everyone was high on, like when Paul Haggis won with Crash 20 years ago.

#oscars #poor things #best picture

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

#i am begging for this post to be written by an actual time traveler