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i do not care if i reblog something ive reblogged before my memory is weaker than the lead in a mechanical pencil

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picnic date but he's the meal and i'm the dessert <3

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when he puts ur legs on his shoulders >>>

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gf with a sundress and no panties on, bf who can fuck her anywhere and anytime

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shove your fingers into me, say sweet mean things to me and make fun of how wet I get.

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Me and you in a photo booth, but my dick is in your mouth?

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[Your url but  you change it with the following criterion:

Every “i” is replaced by “iii”  Every “e” is replaced by “c” Every “o” & “a” is replaced by “x” Add “isms” to the end of it

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what are these shower thoughts? i just sit in scalding hot water and dissociate

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The worst thing about Massachusetts is the lack of alligators in the lakes. Every time I see a lake or even a Sufficiently Large Pond I think “there should be an alligator here” because in Texas you can look at a lake and expect with reasonable certainty that there is an alligator fucking around somewhere in there. But in Massachusetts you look at a lake and have to remember that probably there is Not an alligator and that’s just tragic.

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Hush dear, it’s just chloroform

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Using a decoy seal to capture shark attack | source

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your honor. my client and i dgaf

#me

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The Thing (1982) + favorite quotes