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saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

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Marguerite Duras, from The Easy Life

Text ID: I wish I could embrace the girl that I am and love her.

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what if I wasn’t tired all the time imagine the possibilities

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I'll always read until I find a big blank space in-between the lines or at the end of a chapter and then I'll take a creative break and make a little painting

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"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

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oh to have a silly little house like this...

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my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

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sooooo sexy of them

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HER BRAIN

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travelling back to the paleolithic era to explain to a neanderthal that in the future there will be food that is simultaneously disgusting and also the best tasting food you've ever eaten. the neanderthal nods and says "oh yeah we have that" and leads me to a clearing in the woods where a perfectly normal mcdonalds sits.

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i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

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omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

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