theweirdedoutpirateknight

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"is it cause I'm not a pectoral sandpiper"

"No, silly. It's cause you're still a human." she smiled softly.

"Oh, that.."

"Come on now, I made you breakfast but you gotta wash the dishes 'cause I need to get Haily to school." she planted a light kiss on my forehead before taking her purse and rushing out.

Conversation Prompt

“Have you been reading about birds all night again?”

“Fuck, is it morning? Shit. I was supposed to sleep last night.”

“You’re supposed to sleep every night, honey.”

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the only problem is that the vivid daydream is more detailed and well written with better plot twists, setting and character development than anything I’ve ever put on paper my life…

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"You... You shouldn't be enjoying this!" the witch growled.

"Oh my god~ I've got no rent, bills, insurance or even student debts to worry about, I can't take it anymore~" you replied sarcastically.

"I should've turned you into a frog!"

"Basic darling, way too basic. You're better than that."

"True, just why are you so happy?"

"Pah-lease~ People's opinions don't matter now after I'm a tree, do you know how much therapy costs? Now just this fact alone has fixed what my therapist couldn't in 3 years."

"Seriously, you..."

" You look pretty stressed darling, maybe you should try being a tree too."

You angered a witch, and in retaliation, she transformed you into an unmovable tree in a public park. Months later, she returns with the sinister hope of reveling in your suffering, only to find that you are not only surviving but thriving and happier than ever before.

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I never had people draw fanart for one of my fics or write something based on it, but I just know that that is such a high honor and show of love. I once had someone ask me if they could translate my fic in Chinese and I was like, wow, they love it enough to want to put time and effort into it to show it to more people.

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“definitely not the last one”

“so all the ones before it 😏”

“you- aghhhh”

“you’re not denying it kitty~”

“you’re an idiot!”

“i’m your idiot.”

“you’re so-”

“so what? gorgeous? funny? humble?”

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“okay, okay. So I get that I found your missing Komodo dragon, set a house on fire, saved your cat from a dog kidnapping and went to your therapist in your stead (thou she’s really good you should start attending these sessions yourself), but what part of me says ‘you’ve got a girl kidnapped by a dangerous serial killer, and you need a good detective with supernatural strength, I’m your guy’” you look at them as they ignore at your tall, thin figure and look at you as you fix your half-broken glasses.

“That was oddly specific so… You can get her back?” “what? No! I know I can do the detective part, but I can’t get her back, I’m built like a stick man.”

“Oh, I thought there would be more to you than a stick man.” Disappointment covers their faces.

You stand there speechless for a moment not knowing wether to take that as a compliment or an insult but decide to talk them out of rescuing her themselves. after 2 hours of talking the shortest girl in the group stands and states “looks like we’re gonna have to do this our selves, I’ll go get my knife.” “How? What? Why-“ you stop trying to make sense of what she understood as the quiet guy sitting at the end of the couch just gives you those annoying unintentional puppy eyes.

“Okay fine, I’ll help you find her, but under no circumstances am I involved in this nor will any of you get yourselves into danger before telling me” and that’s exactly how you got yourself involved in one sentence. “also please put the knifes down”

the girl looks at you shrugged then, follows the group after one of her friends give her a tap on the shoulder. The group of 2 guys and 3 girls then proceed to thank you and say that they’re going to grab some stuff and come back. what do they mean by grab some stuff? What stuff? Just how do kids think these days?…

“Don’t worry, I’ve got a guy.”

You’re the guy everyone’s got.

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you’re the guy you always tell people you’ve got, the guy that stayed up all night to build the shelf for their books, the guy who learned to sew, draw and embroider on clothes. The one who got you both the tickets to those show you were “dying” to see, the one that’s always been there for them whenever they’ve needed. Nobody ever knew you where that guy, you chose to keep that to yourself, “they don’t need to know what you’re doing for them, they’re going to be burdened by it.” You’re making excuses. You’re making excuses while you forget the you that’s drowning in unseen effort, the tears you shed, the sleepless nights and scars left on your skin, you saw all the unhealed wounds on the back of your hand, but you keep on brushing it away as best as you can, you’re drowning yet you never try to swim back up. WHY? Are you scared of change or of them leaving you if you changed?

You need to realise that you do need to change, you need to start swimming cause your drowning to a place where you won’t be able to save yourself, you need to start saying no, to tell them you’re busy, to do things for yourself for once or at least take credit for some of the things you’ve done. you need to realise that the people in your will change, they will continuously change whenever you move to a new level, a new environment, a new year, month or even week. The only one that’ll be there for you is you. It’s okay to help a friend out but telling the friend the truth will show you if they’re a true friend. A true friend won’t leave you because you said no. They won’t leave you for an “I don’t know”, they’ll appreciate the effort you put into something instead of thinking of it as a burden and would be there for you the same way you were there for them. A true friend will help you improve to be a better you instead of blaming you for changing. A better friend will come along the way, you just need to be unapologetically you.

“Don’t worry, I’ve got a guy.”

You’re the guy everyone’s got.

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Sunshine

I don’t need no sunshine in my life, I’ll make use of my flashlight until I find my one true light.

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“I know it is hard but it’s worth it!”

“And how would you know?” She broke down in pain, as her eyes watered and her voice softened “how would you know?”

“Because you kept going okay! You went through all that hell for it, every time you cried yourself to sleep, every time you forgot to eat, every time you just pretended to be fine, I was there. I was there and I’m not letting you give up now, not after all you’ve been through so please. Please just let me help you.”

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“It’s always been hard, Yet here you are shining despite all the pain.”

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Turbulence of stars

Grass gently brushed upon my skin erasing all worries as I laid defenceless against the light breeze,  just wanting to be free of all the burdens and expectations. Turbulences of Stars twirled the sky dancing freely, a sight worthy of the biggest wall in a museum. a calming phenomenon strong enough to overshadow all your emotion with nostalgia. “ Stars this is my only wish! Please don’t lead anyone to this place.” I stretched as I closed my eyes to make the wish.

“Make waaaaaaay!” A high pitched scream arose from between the bushes.

I rolled into toward the right, scared for my life as I accidentally fell into the lake. “Seriously?..” I looked at the stars internally cursing them.

“Hi! I’m Anna, oh and this is Lucien. He’s my stupid friend who drove us into the lake.” She approached me with a bright smile.

“No.” I calmly responded before walking away, I have enough to deal with and I ain’t got the time nor energy for this.

“Nice to meet you tooo!” Anna shouted her voice radiated with energy that could light up a while neighbourhood. So I ran faster, I’ve never done this much exercise since my time in college considering I never went to college.

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Yup my new favourite food post… it was really fun to read and definitely a tasty recipe!

So, as a cook and a former intense athlete, I have to be hella conscious about keeping in shape and not gaining a shit ton of weight by inhaling everything I eat 24/7. This is why, when I can, I like to work with healthier shit to combat all the creamy, sugar and fat filled delicacies I make like 24/7. For everyone like me who’s working on staying in shape or being healthy, this recipes for you, my precious weeb losers. Based on the Honey Lemon Slices from Kuroko no Basuke (my current obsession), I decided to do my own take on this insanely good for you Japanese treat. OH. AND FUN FACT ABOUT THESE. IT’S A SNACK AND A DRINK ALL IN ONE. You’ll find out what I’m talking about later.

~ Honey Lemon Slices (serves: an entire fucking basketball team ayyoo)

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Ingredients-

2 lemons

enough honey to fully cover all the lemons*

½ tsp cinnamon

½ tsp  ginger

7 mint leaves (for later)

4 cups water (for later)

*So fun fact for all your plebs out there: there’s like 5 million types of honeys that vary in not only flavor, but texture. For this recipe, I used a creamy clover honey mixed with a more transparent, thick chestnut honey to combat the sweetness with some bitterness from the chestnut. Use whatever the fuck you want, but if you’re using a raw, or creamy honey, mix it with some water to make it more liquidy and stuff.

~ Procedure-

Thinly slice the lemons, making sure you’re using basically everything but the ends and REMOVE ALL THE SEEDS HOLY SHIT.

Once they’re all sliced, mix your honey with the cinnamon and ginger until it’s all combined. Then, take a glass tupperware container thing and cover the bottom with a thin layer of your honey mixture.

On top of that, add one layer of lemon slices, and then just alternate between honey and lemon slices until you finished all the lemon slices. 

Once that’s done, pour in the remainder of your honey mixture so that it completely covers the lemons, and then cover that with a lid and throw it in the fridge.

Keep it chilled for at least 2 days, and no more than 3 days. Try and shake or mix the container at least twice a day so that the lemon juices can mix with the honey.

Once that’s all done, throw it in the freezer for about 10-15 minutes so that they’re hella chilled, and then remove the lemon slices from the container.

After they’re all plated and shit, combine 4 cups of water, 7 mint leaves, and hell, some ice cubes, with the liquid in the tupperware container.

Defeat your basketball foes with your incredible jumps and your moe qualities.

~ TADAH MOTHERFUCKER. You just made a hella healthy treat for you and your shit weeb friends to eat and drink while you’re watching kawaii dudes dripping glittery sparkle sweat all over the B-Ball courts.

Make this during the summer when you want something cold, sweet and healthy to devour, make em when you’re sick to get some radical antioxidants and vitamin C or whatever, just make them all the fucking time I dare you, you pieces of shit. ALRIGHTY. THAT’S ALL FOR THIS RECIPE. STAY TUNED FOR MORE RECIPES THAT WILL DEFINITELY NOT INVOLVE KUROKO NO BASUKE IN SOME WAY (maybe probably i think sort of) Later, nerds.   

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“Jimmy’s ALIVE!!” The man shouted before hugging a rock, “I knew you’d come back to me.”

“yup, he’s lost it.”

“Told you we should’ve set him on fire.”

“leave the torch frank” Amy warned.

Amy dragged frank as the others followed leaving their boss behind. They walked on a path of royal-green rocks and red tree surrounded them. An animal that looks like a hybrid between a hedgehog and a humming bird say on Franks shoulder.

“I’ll name you frank junior, I’ve always dreamed of having real friends.” He said pointing his words at Amy. Amy rolled her eyes then told them to just focus on finding a place to stay for the night.

“So we’re camping?” Asked John while looking disgusted.

“No. I’ll book a 5 star hotel right away!” Amy answered sarcastically.

“mean.” Another coworker mumbled.

“Seriously, did you think a five star hotel with a perfect view would appear out of thin air?” Amy said walking backwards.

“Yup.”

“Huh?”

“Behind you.” John pointed to a big castle with a hotel sign standing in the middle of a waterfall. The hotel had flower like creatures moving in and out of it, and a couple of humanoids carrying their luggage. “Don’t say it.” “what? I would never say I told you so, but-“

“He told you so.” Everyone said in unison.

“Just move before the whole place gets booked.”

A group of friends accidentally stumbles into a magical world, but instead of a group of teenagers they are a group of middle-aged office workers, who are more than happy to take a break from their boring 9-5 office life.

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Jade (part 1)

“Jade! Jade! why is he not answering?" The father screamed as he walked through the dim-lit hallway. The mother chased after him as he broke the displayed pieces of art. "What the hell is he doing?! Why isn't he training?" he asked the mother in rage as she stepped in front of Jade's room. "He's reading. Leave him alone. He needs some time for himself." She replied, spreading her arms to block the father from entering. "He's autistic. Can he even read?" "He's autistic, not illiterate." She said before lowering her voice, hoping her son didn't hear them. "Please, john, leave him alone just for today. He's been having a hard time." "So I have to sit and watch as he gets bullied?" "No, he will train with you later, just not today. Have you seen the bruises on his body? He needs to rest." Her expression darkened. The father pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration, "Fine… but if he doesn't come to training tomorrow, I'll drag him there." The mother nodded helplessly before knocking on her son's door, "He's gone now, baby. Get some rest. If you get hungry, there's rice and Mongolian beef in the oven. Your dad made it when I told him it's your favourite." Jade was cramped in his closet, reading one of his favourite books. He loved this fictional novel so much as it never got boring, no matter how many times he read it. Time went by, and Jade fell asleep after re-reading it for the third time that day. Feeling a nudge, he woke up to find himself in an unfamiliar place, surrounded by little kids giggling. one of the kids was about to fall on his face as he approached Jade, but Jade caught him and laid him on the grass. He then proceeded to give him a spinner he had in his pocket and said, "That's too dangerous, play with this." The kid looked at the toy in astonishment before running away with his friends. "Those Little kids! Come back here!" A man ran up to the tree jade was resting under, "Are you, okay man?" Jade nodded, the man reached his hand out to help him up, and he took it. As they walked together, Jade realized that the man was not human. He had quartz-like eyes filled with confidence. His blonde, clouds-like hair was tied in a short half-ponytail making his facial features pop. His pointy ears were embedded with tear- like gems. "I haven't seen you around here before. Are you a traveller?" "I think so." Jade answered as he stared at the metal trees pouring some golden syrup into milk-like bottles. The man puts his hands intertwined behind his head before asking you about where Jade comes from. "Earth?" Jade answered, not sure what to say. "Yes, and I come from mars." the man laughed, but he noticed Jade wasn't laughing. "Wait, seriously? You better not be kidding me!" The man dragged Jade away from the place they were heading to and proceeded to move toward a clear purple lake in the forest. Barely any sunlight reached the lake. Fluffy clouds and three moons were visible in the water, surrounded by glowing tree branches and weird-looking fruits. "Jump!" "What? No. I don't even know you." Jade took a step back. "I'm Lanor Boxwood. Nice to meet you. Now jump." Lanor commanded.

Jade stared at Lanor, stunned as the realization struck him, "I'm inside the book." but before he could say a word, Lanor pushed him into the lake and jumped after him. "Run!" he dragged Jade toward a hut made of tree branches inside a cave. Lanor locked the door and then asked Jade to follow him. He led him to a cafe-styled living room and started preparing some glowing blue coffee beans. "Iced or hot?" "Iced, please." Lanor took two coffee cups from the freezer, then continued to make the coffee in silence, and soon the smell of freshly made filled the place. He took a glass cup and drizzled it with white mocha-like sauce. Then poured the golden milk from the trees into it and finally added the shots of coffee. Lanor gave Jade the cup of butterfly blue coffee and sat down while sipping his hot shot. They sat there in silence for a while until Jade yawned. "You just drank coffee. How are you sleepy?" "Coffee makes me sleepy." "Here, sugar should do the opposite. We'll be staying until tomorrow." He pointed at a room in the corner and then said, "You can sleep there and no matter what you hear, never open the door unless I say Aulerenth." Jade nodded, then headed to the metal-doored room. The room was cosy, the walls covered in flowers and branches. Each flower had an icy gem-like core. Their petals were sturdy but softer than silk. The bed was comfy, the blanket was warm, and the only light in the room came from the flowers' disks. Jade heard knocking noises, and screams filled the room after them in seconds. "Let us in. Please, let us in. Help us." The screams got louder and harsher with every minute. Jade closed his eyes, scared of making a sound. He held onto his puzzle piece necklace, playing with the part that spins to calm himself down. A while later, Jade remembered he had his sound-cancelling headphones in his backpack. He put them on, and soon after, he fell asleep from the effects of the caffeine. In the morning, Lanor knocked on Jade's room, but Jade didn't open it no matter how loud Lanor screamed "Aulerenth.". Lanor kicked down the door just to find Jade still asleep. He woke Jade up, instructed him to wear shoes, and walked away. Jade did as Lanor instructed then went to the living room, Lenor wore his jacket and shoved a sandwitch in Jade's hand. "Name." "Huh?" "What's your name?" "Jade." "Listen to me Jade," Lenor grabbed Jade's shoulder, continuing in a warning tone, "If anyone asks about your name, where you're from, or any personal information don't answer them." "Why?" "I don't have time to explain but trust me. Also, hide the necklace." "You're my favourite character in the book, I trust you with my life." Jade thought, but he didn't say anything other than the word "Okay." while nodding. Jade followed Lenor and went through the back door. The sky had fluffy clouds and three moons shining in different colours, the same ones he saw inside the lake, but now the moons looked closer to each other like they'd merge sometime soon.

Lenor looked at the sky before cursing, then moved faster, "We don't have much time left. We need to get you to Akataya as fast as possible."

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Use this prompt, and if you want you can send me your stories or reviews about it! I’d love to read them.

prompt:-

Metal trees blossom with gems of all colours reflecting the warm sunlight playing songs with the wind. as the leaves brush sway with the breeze, we found ourselves surrounded by assassins, witches wanting to make us part of their next sacrifice to their “holy forest”. Our swords danced with death as they elegantly protected us from their magic. Blood of different colours splattered around, and the trees spared no corpses nor evidence. The man who was once my enemy has been forced to fight by my side to escape from this malicious place.

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I need to know too…. I WANT TO KNOWWWWWWWWW!

A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror

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“But even thou you knew that, you were ignorant and decided to take the wrong path. You messed with my daughter and you won’t escape unscathed.” he looked at you terrified as you stood in front of his bed, he covered himself up as he asked “how did you get in here?”

“Not important now-“

“Wait! really how did you get in? My room is surrounded by guards even I can’t get out after being grounded.”

“you don’t pay them enough… did you just say grounded? How old are you?” “32, but I live with my parents so.”

“oh”

“Yup.”

“anyways back to my revenge.”

“oh, yeah, sorry didn’t mean to interrupt you. Go on”

You thanked him then said with the deepest voice you had, “I’m Batman.”

“what?”

“just trying out the voice” you said before continuing “How dare you ghost my daughter after almost proposing?! Do you know how she’s feeling because of you.”

“Oh no, sir I didn’t ghost her, is she okay? I was going to propose but I was grounded because my dog chewed my father’s favourite shoe.” He paused for a while then continued, “how did she know I was going to propose?”

“she saw the ring idiot! Couldn’t you find a better hiding spot then a bathroom drawer??”

“oh right! I promise I’m gonna make this right, please tell her that for me.” He pleaded.

“Okay, fine. But if you ever make my baby cry.” You approached him then stabbed the knife onto the bed frame beside his head. Then smiled and jumped out the window.

Humans aren’t the strongest, or the most advanced, species in the galaxy, but they are the most vengeful and persistent. They evolved as persistence predators. If you wrong them, they are willing to follow you across the stars and can spend years working to get back at you for what you did.

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