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I maintain that Lambert is too smart to ever end up with a child surprise. However if he was drunk, high, concussed and out of his mind enough for it to happen, I feel like no one would find out for years until someone found like. His hidden pile of school reports

Turns out Lambert is like uh yuh you dead beats? I see my kid yearly? Pay my child support? None of you are shit, I’ve been to an absolutely terrible flute recital. Btw my kid is cooler than all of you and can hit rats with knives really well

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looking for a beta reader?? look no further!!

hi! im james. i love reading people’s stories and helping them achieve their work’s vision!! i have been writing for well over a decade and have many fics of my own on ao3 (@/jamesilver) as well as experience with novels, short stories, poetry, and essays. i work well with any of the following fandoms

harry potter

star trek

star wars

witcher

percy jackson

avatar the last airbender

marvel

lord of the rings

i read stories of all genres and am willing to beta for any ship 🥰 i am 22 and if you are 18+ i will also beta read E rated fics. i can also help with determining tags to put on your fic and even summaries.

please reach out either on this post, asks, or dms if you need a beta reader or have any questions (no matter how old this post is). i usually have a very quick turnaround and would love to work with you!!

#still accepting works!!

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looking for a beta reader?? look no further!!

hi! im james. i love reading people’s stories and helping them achieve their work’s vision!! i have been writing for well over a decade and have many fics of my own on ao3 (@/jamesilver) as well as experience with novels, short stories, poetry, and essays. i work well with any of the following fandoms

harry potter

star trek

star wars

witcher

percy jackson

avatar the last airbender

marvel

lord of the rings

i read stories of all genres and am willing to beta for any ship 🥰 i am 22 and if you are 18+ i will also beta read E rated fics. i can also help with determining tags to put on your fic and even summaries.

please reach out either on this post, asks, or dms if you need a beta reader or have any questions (no matter how old this post is). i usually have a very quick turnaround and would love to work with you!!

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My personal rating of jobs I've seen Geralt have in modern AU fics:

Military: 3/10 - I get it in the sense that his work is his life and he's Seen Some Shit, but I just can't picture Geralt taking orders consistently enough.

MMA Fighter/Wrestler: 5/10 - It's got the violence! I could see it. I enjoyed the fistfighting quests in the game. Just not my favorite tho.

Bodyguard: 7/10 (10/10 if he's protecting Jaskier) - He is a big tough-looking boy! Likes to keep people safe. But I think he would get bored long-term.

Personal Trainer: 7/10 - A solid choice. We know he's qualified.

Regular Office Guy: 2/10 - Very funny to imagine but I don't think he'd actually make it past the interview.

Mechanic: 6/10 - I could kinda see it if you think of a car as like a modern horse.

Criminal/Gangster: 3/10 - Admittedly I haven't read one of these but I have trouble imagining it.

Lawyer: 8/10 - Saw this once or twice and honestly I'm here for it. Geralt is a huge nerd with a strong sense of justice.

Animal Control Guy: 9/10 - I picture this like that quest in W3 where Geralt had to save that goat except it's his entire job.

Trucker: 10/10 - God tier. Got the traveling, the isolation, the way the job gets in your bones. Perfection.

Anything With Horses: 10/10 - Yes! Geralt is absolutely a horse girl in every universe.

Still A Witcher Somehow: 10/10 - Love these fics with my whole heart. Geralt probably living in his car, wandering the city with a sword and protecting people (like Jaskier) from monsters nobody knows abiut/believes in? Fuck yeah.

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Sighs for a million years

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it’s been an honor fellas

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all the TWN fans w better things to do with their saturdays when they come back online

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How we feeling in the twn fandom today lads?

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What a bummer. Henry Cavill has never been hotter than in The Witcher. The chances of me continuing to watch after he leaves are really slim.

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they recast the main character???? are you fucking KIDDING me????

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geralt: are you sure you're okay

jaskier: why wouldn't i be?

geralt, concerned: when i found you you were talking to mice

jaskier: so? i was in dire circumstances. we all do what we must. i'm fine now.

geralt: yeah, that's not my problem. the problem is that you haven't stopped. yesterday you spent a full 20 minutes talking to a squirrel in camp. when that dog was following us around you gave it a whole lecture on elven semantics. this morning you were debating pitch with the songbirds. that is not normal

jaskier, who has seen geralt hold upwards of four hour long conversations with roach: oh you want to talk about NORMAL SOCIAL BEHAVIOURS-

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jaskier : ladies and gentlemen i give you my new song about the white wolf, geralt of rivia!

tavern goers :

jaskier : i hear you're alive

jaskier : how disappointing

everyone in the tavern :

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imagine breaking up with your boyfriend and then the next time you see him he's best friends with your other ex. if i was geralt of rivia i would be terrified

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love the idea of Fringilla consistently doing small little smug bitchy things when she is peeved that literally no one ever notices because she overthinks everything.

she's like "this general was being a twat in yesterday's meeting so today I sat him in this seat here so that when he looks my way at the planning table he has to stare directly into this blinding wall sconce just over my head haha that will show him" and then the meeting comes and the general never once looks at her.