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thewigthatflew 4 years
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I'd love it if y'all could check out my fanfic on wattpad and give me feedback 馃槡
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My @ is shamelessforcardan cus why nOt
THANK YOU:)
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WITH THAT LAUGH NNMGNDJDS
Rhysand when he enters the Spring Court:
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LOOK I HAVE A BEE TOO @suhabee
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If this post get to 200,000 notes by my 18th birthday (November 3rd 2020) I'll get my profile pic tattoo...
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I'll get that little guy tattoo
Edit: at people wondering if I really do want this tattoo...I do it's cute and has good memories
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Tea is served
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ACOTAR characters + Onion headlines
Art by @charliebowater
BONUS:
Inner Circle:
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I'm waiting for this to happen now 馃槍
Nesta and Cassian, A court of Silver Flames,2021.
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Ateez Works at Walmart [2/2]
[the saga ends...well for now]
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San:
*customer speaks to San in Spanish asking if he can speak Spanish*
San's response: "...Un poco." *trembles*
Just started working there and is scared he's gonna get fired
He has the most fun pulling carts around and yelling to his friends from a distance
San: "YUNHO HIIIII!!!!"
Yunho: *waves then finishes bagging a customer's groceries*
Races pulling carts with his co-worker
Eats nothing but Pop Tarts on his lunch break
At 2pm, the associates have to organize the merch on the shelves
San takes his time to make sure everything looks neat
*Someone throws a random item onto his shelves*
San: "You lazy ass-"
Makes simple objectives way harder than they need to be
Accidentally knocked a glass off the shelf and watched it smash into smithereens
Oh right, his actual job is moving packages from the back room to the departments so he wasn't even supposed to be over there
And by over there, I mean Hongjoong's department
Hongjoong got in trouble that day
Stood on a cart to see if it would hold his weight; it almost flipped
San is really trying ok-
San: *empty box falls on him* "Thank god nobody saw that."
San: *falls on pallet* "Thank god nobody saw that either."
While working freight, they often bop to some loud ass music
San: *throws box then milly rocks*
Puts packages in the wrong departments all the time
Got a paper cut and couldn't find any bandaids
Like I said, San is trying-
Yeosang:
15 minute breaks suddenly turn into 30 minute ones
Wooyoung would do the same but he's highkey scared he'll get caught
Yeosang is only one that listens to music, brave enough to break the rules
Hasn't gotten caught yet
*3 weeks later, he did get caught*
*Ok, he grew his hair out so he could hide his Airpods*
He started a revolution; now other co-workers wear their airpods too
One night, a manager asked him to clean up the shoe department; somehow the woman's side was worse than the men's
Yeosang: *sees hair on sandals* "Ew...dirty ass..."
Runs into old classmates all the time
Unlike with Seonghwa, when people stare at him he feels very pissed off
Yeosang: *inside his head* "Don't come in my aisle, don't come in my aisle, don- DAMMIT."
Mingi: "Heyyyyyy, I'm bored asf."
90% of the time he does pickup and delivery for customers
The other 10%, he stands outside making sure people have their masks on
You would be surprised how angry people get because of it
Yeosang: "We can't let you in without a mask."
Karen: "THIS IS STUPID, I'M CALLING MY BOSS ABOUT THIS-"
Karen: *comes back 2 minutes later* "Um, nevermind."
Yeosang was once told that he looked high when he wasn't
He's just mentally exhausted like the rest of us
When his feet hurt he turns into a sad bitch
Yeosang: "4 more hours of this shit..." *a tear drop slides down his cheek*
It's hard for him to be on his phone, Seonghwa is EVERYWHERE
*Yeosang stands in an empty aisle by himself*
Seonghwa: "GET OFF OF YOUR PHONE YEOSANG-"
Yunho:
Yunho: "Excuse me." *plows through Yeosang's pile of boxes with his cart*
Yeosang was in the way that's why
There's one attractive person that works there, he doesn't have a crush, they're just eye candy honestly
Yunho: *looks around* "WHERE ARE THEY??? Oh shit I see them-"
They never notice him *sad cowboy face*
He's a cashier and occasionally works in customer service
So he has to deal with many...many...aggravating customers
Imagine how high his blood pressure must be
*watches 2 customers argue*
Customer: "I'M FROM THE BRONX, WE CAN TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!"
Asked a co-worker if they know where the book, "The Art of Not Giving a Fuck" is and they looked at him weirdly
Deals with "Karens" on a day to day basis
There's always that one customer that's trying to get a deal
Lady: "I saw this in the clearance section. Can I get it any cheaper?"
Yunho: *scans item* "It's 50 cents tho."
He's still waiting on his discount card but it hasn't been 90 days yet
He wants to quit but what options does he have?
Refuses to use the hand sanitizer; it smells so fucking bad
Yunho: *puts on hand sanitizer* *sniffs* "...OH-"
Good news, they switched it out
Raps to rap songs out loud when he feels sad
A guy tried to promote his mixtape to him
Yunho said he would listen to it but hasn't yet
Slightly brags to everyone about how much money he's making
Yunho: "My checks look like $700 a week soOoOO, I'm making hella cash."
Ateez: "Ok."
His co-worker got Covid and now he's paranoid
Wooyoung:
*box says "BTS" written on it*
*his heart races with excitement, but...it's just a box of plain notebooks*
Wooyoung: "Oh, 'BTS' stands for 'Back to School'..."
Customers find him adorable so it's rare when they get upset/impatient with him
Heard a mom yelling at her kid and wasn't sure if he should intervene or not
Has a soft spot for other fellow Walmart employees he meets
Wooyoung: "I now understand the bullshit that you go through."
The store is all over the place but he wants to give them the benefit of the doubt...don't
Works the jewlery counter; he can't even enjoy an hour of lunch without hearing, "ASSISTANCE AT THE JEWLERY COUNTER" 10 times
Wooyoung: *takes a bite of his sandwich* "Guys I gotta go."
Yunho: "Alright. See you later then."
*Wooyoung leaves in a hurry*
Junho: "You wanna split his sandwich?"
Wooyoung's patience is wearing very thin *gEt it?*
Wooyoung: "I'm sorry, but who gets jewelry at Walmart?"
*Junho slides hand off of the display case*
Wooyoung: "I can still see your rings and bracelets through the glass dude."
Mingi: "For $12.98 the watches do be looking kinda right ngl."
Was happy to work there, but not anymore
Constantly gets his name mispronounced
Manager: "Wooyin."
Wooyoung: "It's Wooyoung-"
Manager: "Wooyun, can you do aisle A2 and A3?"
It makes him hate the job even more when customers will cut him off in the middle of talking
Wooyoung: "This necklace is-"
Man: "What about these earrings???"
Wooyoung: "They are-"
Man: "Oooo my wife is gonna love these."
Rants to San about his troubles
San had his Airpods in his ears the whole time and Wooyoung didn't notice
As soon as his shift ends, his ass is jetting out the exit
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hyungwonthefraud
*another cart runs over my foot*
pt.1
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thewigthatflew 4 years
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And then I woke up
I had a boyfriend.
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