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#gerwnt #feli rauch #sara doorsoun #kathy hendrich #Lina Magull #svenja huth

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#ellie carpenter #danielle van de donk

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Happy Valentines 💚

#vfl wolsfburg frauen

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Niszowy content walentynkowy dla jakichś trzech ludzi na całym tumblrze <3

#poland wnt

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The Best (or Worst) Pick-up Lines

Pia: Okay, I’ll start. Are you ready?

Feli: Yes

Pia: I have a pen and I’m looking for a phone number. Imagine all the possibilities

Feli: Can you look me in the eyes next time? So that I can really feel it. Can you repeat it?

Pia: Yeah okay. You gotta open your eyes if you want eye contact though! I have a pen, you have a phone number. Just imagine all the possibilities!

Feli: Wow

Pia: Would you give me your number after that?

Feli: Nah, and I wouldn’t give you a pen either

Pia: You’re supposed to read it right away!

Feli: Hey sweet pastry, are you looking for a filling?

Feli: I’m just getting ready emotionally

Pia: I’m just gonna read it aloud, it’s a long one.

Feli: Imagine you’re at a bar and you meet someone and you’re like “let me just get my paper…”

Pia: Excuse me, my friend over there is a little shy. He would like to know your phone number so he’ll know where to reach me tomorrow morning.

Feli: That’s so bad.

Feli: Okay, wow. That’s quite the essay. I can’t look into your eyes for that.

Pia: I will feel it anyway.

Feli: Can I borrow your phone for a second? I have to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.

Pia: Wait, is there more?

Feli: No. I just wanted to state that this was the worst one yet.

Feli: I’m hanging onto your every word

Pia: I’m with the TÜV [car safety agency], can I inspect your honkers?

Feli: We heard that from Jo once, cause she’s always at the TÜV (???). Jo Wedemeyer–it’s an inside joke.

Pia: Oh god. I haven’t recovered yet, but it’s okay, go on.

Pia: Are you gonna fall to your knees?

Feli: No, just stay there. Wait, what was it again?

Pia: Should I hold it up?

Feli: Hey, do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk in one more time?

Pia: You could go on Bauer sucht Frau with that *banter about reality tv* it was great acting.

Feli: Thank you.

Pia: Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve ever looked for.

Feli: For your bachelor or for your master’s thesis? Eh, that one’s okay.

Pia: Of course there are many other search engines.

Feli: This one’s nice: I’m so bad in bed you have to experience it to believe it

Both: Okay…well…yeah…you can…yeah...

Pia: Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?

Feli: Yeees, there it is! Nah, it was alright actually.

Feli: Mind telling me your name?

Pia: Pia

Feli: I need it for- I need it for my Chris- nah. I’ll start over! Mind telling me your name?

Pia: Pia

Feli: Pia. That takes me out of it a little bit.

Pia: I’ll stop.

Feli: Mind telling me your name? Not Pia! I have to write it down on my list for Santa.

Pia: Wow, that took three attempts.

Feli: I can’t concentrate anymore.

Pia: If you were a potato, you would be a sweet potato

Both: That one’s cute!

Feli: From Edeka. Oh no, this is not an ad!

Pia: Definitely organic.

Feli: Are your legs not tired? You’ve been walking through my head all night [=you’ve been on my mind]

Pia: How many steps?

Feli: At least 10,000.

Pia: If you’re here, who’s up in heaven playing the harp?

Feli: Ukulele

Pia: I’ll sing

Feli: But you already said I fell from the sky

Pia: Yeah, you’re here, and who’s playing ther harp up there?

Feli: I see, you’re right.

Feli: Well, that’s a classic: did you park in the wrong spot? Because I’m here to tow you [to tow, “abschleppen” is slang for taking someone home]

Pia: Oh god.

Feli: Boring.

Pia: Do you think any of these work?

Feli: I think so, yes. Write it down in the comments if any of you have found the love of your life this way.

Pia: That would be interesting.

Feli: I don’t know of anyone.

Pia: Me neither. They don't work on me either!

Pia: When god made you he was definitely showing off.

Feli: Nobody has ever told me that!

Pia: Last one?

Feli: If you were a president, you would be BABE-raham Lincoln. Uh-huh. Well.

Pia: Which one’s your favourite? I know mine.

Feli: You know yours?

Pia: Of mine. I can’t remember all of yours.

Feli: Tell me please

Pia: “I’m with the TÜV, can I inspect your honkers” that one’s hilarious

Feli: YOU MAY NOT but yes that’s a good one. I liked number five. “I’m so bad in bed you have to experience it to believe it”. It’s a little self deprecating. That’s pretty cute.

Pia: The one I would most likely use is the sweet potato

Feli: Use?! I would only ever use the headline: "Valentine’s Day pick up lines, intern, common," And that’s going in the video.

Pia: Thank you for listening. Have a nice Valentine’s Day!

Feli: To you and your loved ones

Pia: The ones you don’t need to pick up anymore

#feli rauch #vfl wolsfburg frauen #pia sophie wolter

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Out of context Feli Rauch

#feli rauch #vfl wolsfburg frauen

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arsenal women choosing valentine’s day cards 2023

everyone really liked this post last year so i thought i’d do it again… i even had some anons requesting it lol

Keep reading

#arsenal wfc

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lauea freigang also makes it impossible to not ship her and lohmann- freaking cute even as friends

cutest 🥰

#sydney lohmann #laura freigang

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lia wälti and noelle maritz arrive at switzerland’s national team camp in marbella 13/02/23

#lia wälti #noelle maritz

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the new half norwegian swiss nati kid is a vibe™️

thanks for letting us have her @juliesblakstad

#smilla vallotto

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#sofie svava #kathrine kühl #denwnt

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frida maanum’s instagram story (14/02/23)

#emma lennartsson #Frida Maanum

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#VFL Wolfsburg frauen #sveindis jane jonsdottir #jule brand #lynn wilms #rebecka blomqvist

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oops

#svenja huth #VFL Wolfsburg frauen