Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)
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You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit
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Me: yeah my family member needs to try better
An outsider: yeah they need to do better they're lazy
Me: UH ACTUALLY FUCK YOU, THEYRE DOING A GREAT JOB.
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People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me
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the downside to harassing a cat constantly is that you run out of ways to bother them. so sure she's "well socialized" but how am i supposed to get revenge when she is being SO so annoying?
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{Quotes marguaxpoetry on Instagram / Sarah Kay}
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If you like the word “queer” reblog.
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