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http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbn&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=life&utm_term=ijamerica

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are you an oversized sweater bisexual or an oversized flannel shirt bisexual

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tag yourself im chaotic average

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i can relate

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me all the time vs me experiencing something of minimum danger

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Adorable Kitty - Purin Kitty

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Michael B. Jordan accepts the award onstage at the 2018 MTV Movie And TV Awards on June 16, 2018.

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Good Linguistic McElroy Jokes

portmanteaus

when they describe something specific with vague words e.g. instead of saying something like “I go to Chuck E Cheese to play skee ball” they’d say “I go to the fun mouse place and play games”

when they describe something mundane with specific words e.g. instead of saying something like “I put my binder in my backpack and go to class” they’d say “I put my Unicorn Lisa Frank binder in my Jansport and then hop on to my Razor Scooter and zip on over to Harvard University”

saying words phonetically

saying words with Emphasis

putting emphaSIS on tHE wrong sylLAbles

singing a word for emphasis

wrong grammar e.g. “a orange”

using bigger vocabulary the angrier they get

feel free to add more

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t’challa is a true bro

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in which griffin mcelroy has an undying love and appreciation for his beautiful wife rachel

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This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

#i mean sure why not XD

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in honor of season two of the adventure zone starting this month, the new mcelroy merch store, and reaching (almost) 10,000 followers here, i’m doing another giveaway! because they’re fun!

one winner gets a $50 gift card to mcelroymerch.com! 

(aka store.dftba.com, which is where the mcelroy’s merch store is hosted)

get yaself some taz or mbmbam or etc stuff hell yea

you know the drill:

must be following me, @wizardtwins

no giveaway blogs or unused blogs

don’t tag as “giveaway”

ONE REBLOG AND ONE LIKE PER PERSON. i’ll be lenient as long as you do not spam reblogs. you won’t win.

winners will be chosen using a random number generator

if the winner doesn’t reply to my tumblr PM in 48 hours, i will choose another winner

must be comfortable giving me an email address

ends may 5th, 2018

(this giveaway is not affiliated with tumblr or dftba.com in any way)

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