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lily evans, circa 1977, trying to flirt with james potter after years of roasting him

#lily evans #lily potter #james potter #harry potter #the marauders #the marauders era #the marauders incorrect quotes #jily #incorrect jily quotes

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luke: why are you guys acting like an old married couple

annabeth: what if I killed myself in front of you

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Hazel: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?

Leo, sighing: Fine. We’re cowabunga.

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see for a moment with ares telling the kids to 'play their cards right' and them only refering to it as the lotus casino (no hotel), I thought they might do something funny where hermes would be like 'I'll help if you can beat me, the god of gamblers, at a game' and percy would reveal he's a crazy good card shark bc he's watched gabe lose play poker so many times, and he wins. but ALAS.

#THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SOOOOOOO FUNNY

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THE MARVELS (2023) dir. Nia DaCosta Iman Vellani as Kamala Khan

#shes actually my best friend

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not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing

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percy: it doesn't have to be a big deal that you hugged me lol

percy, internally: AHHHHHHHHHHH SHE HUGGED ME KADFJHSKJLGASLDFKHJ PLAY IT COOL PLAY IT COOL

#they are so 12 its not even funny #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #incorrect pjo quotes #pjo disney+ #pjo tv show #annabeth chase #percabeth #incorrect percabeth quotes #incorrect quotes #alexa queue the music

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chiron: you have to go on this quest, the fate of the world is at stake

percy: meh

grover: the fate of the world includes your mom

percy: YALL SHOULDA LED WITH THAT, ITS QUESTING TIME BITCHES

#I MADE IT. #HAIKU BOT I LOVE U

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Chiron and Mr D: now that you've trained at camp for one (1) week it's time for you to embark on a quest to retrieve Zeus' lightning bolt and stop all out war from breaking out amongst the Gods.

Percy: are you aware that i am twelve years old

Chiron and Mr D: this is your dad's will

Percy: is he aware that i am twelve years old

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I love all of these kids. They were cast perfectly

#dior is actually my soulmate and the love of my life #little known but true fact!! #i'm in love with her

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Nico: santa isn’t real

Hazel: this is why your ass keeps getting coal for christmas

Nico:

Hazel:

Nico: I KNOW ITS YOU DOING THAY-

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percy: i did drugs today!

annabeth: what

sally: he took cough medicine.

#self rb #incorrect quotes #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #hoo #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect hoo quotes #incorrect percabeth quotes #pjo disney+ #pjo tv show

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annabeth, holding up a ring pop as a joke: will you marry me

percy, tearing up, Completely Serious: oh my god i thought you'd never ask

#self rb #incorrect quotes #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #hoo #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect hoo quotes #incorrect percabeth quotes #pjo disney+ #pjo tv show

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annabeth, arguing with the museum tour guide on the origins of a greek statue:

tourist, to percy: she's a handful isnt she

percy, pulling out an engagement ring: yep

#self rb #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #hoo #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect hoo quotes #incorrect percabeth quotes #pjo disney+ #pjo tv show #incorrect quotes

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annabeth: oh wow you're hot

percy: aw thanks babe you are too

annabeth: no i mean you have a fever

#self rb #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #hoo #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect hoo quotes #incorrect percabeth quotes #pjo disney+ #pjo tv show #icorrect quotes

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percy: WHO THE FUCK-

annabeth: language

percy:

percy: WHOM THE FUCK-

annabeth: much better, thank you

#self rb #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #hoo #riordanverse #percabeth #annabeth chase #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect hoo quotes #incorrect percabeth quotes #pjo disney+ #pjo tv show #incorrect quotes

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annabeth: how'd the test go? percy: percy: i definitely spelled my name right

#self rb #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #hoo #riordanverse #incorrect hoo quotes #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect percabeth quotes #incorrect quotes #pjo disney+