thezombean

[thezombean]

Space Travel and Fae

What if all of the scientists at NASA and Mars One are composed of fae and the mystical creatures of the wood who are just trying their damndest to get humanity off the planet so they can have it all to themselves again?? Like their sick and tired of us chopping down all the trees and polluting the waters that their like, 

“You know what, new plan. Lets just find a way to propel them all off into space!”

 So that’s what their doing: advancing technology at an extreme rate, just to get us all to leave. 

#fae #space #nasa #spacetravel #planet #mystical #creatures #mars

[thezombean]

“Read” they say.

(Favorite character freaking DIES)

“It’s relaxing” they say,

(Aggressive sobs)

“It’s just a story” they say,

(Mourning for a person who isn’t real)

THEY SAY FALSEHOODS!!!

#grieving #characterdeaths #goodreads #books #stories

[thezombean]

I postponed making a Tumblr account for nine whole months just because I couldn’t come up with a cool username. I hope I did well. 

#tumblr #usernames