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thiefking · 5 days
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I wish computers worked like they do in 80s cronenberg movies. Like you type in “WHATS WRONG WITH ME” and the computer says “50% BRUNDLE. 50% FLY”
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thiefking · 6 days
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thumbs up is one of the most useful and versatile things that an autistic boy can have in his arsenal
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thiefking · 15 days
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hey um… i might have a lead on your friend zee? they said they don’t know any griffins though, have you gone by another name?
yes! i used to go by aiden & would have been using that name when i knew them
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thiefking · 16 days
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ramadan mubarak ramadan kareem
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thiefking · 17 days
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English added by me :)
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thiefking · 17 days
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English added by me :)
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thiefking · 17 days
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thiefking · 17 days
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forbidden mario pussy attack
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thiefking · 19 days
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thiefking · 19 days
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thiefking · 19 days
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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet
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thiefking · 19 days
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Useful Advice
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thiefking · 19 days
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Hello?
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thiefking · 19 days
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the energy here is unparalleled
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thiefking · 19 days
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a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this
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thiefking · 19 days
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My favorite thing about this gif was always how the camera gets shaky as soon as the cat starts looking fucked up bc of the person filming probably laughing at it. I hope it's what it is. I love when there's like someone filming a skit or joke and you can see them laughing at it
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thiefking · 19 days
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Customer: NIER AUTOMATA. VIDEO GAME DMV: 2 BLUNTS 9 SLUTS
Verdict: DENIED
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