thingsbandgeekssay

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Tfw you have to shit but ur on in five minutes so u can’t and ur brain is screaming that ur gonna shit urself in front of everyone

filed in “asks that give me anxiety”

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“Good thing I can just-“ *grabs his lanyard and yanks it back like a noose, making a gurgling sound*

A Freshman the third week of band practice

#i like this one a lot #submission

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hmmm maybe should post this when it’s not 1am

I haven’t posted anything in probably nearly a year, do you guys care if I start this back up again? I have an inbox full of submissions I’ve never posted (and advice I’ve never answered, sorry) but I’m not in band anymore so ehhhh.

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I haven’t posted anything in probably nearly a year, do you guys care if I start this back up again? I have an inbox full of submissions I’ve never posted (and advice I’ve never answered, sorry) but I’m not in band anymore so ehhhh.

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clarinet: why are the flags at half mast?

mello: lil peep.

#:(

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the trumpet's laser tones were so good I thought my nipples would fall off

the hornline instructor

#submission #band quotes

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drinks are for the weak and well-hydrated.

the coronet

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I love watching last year’s show, because now I know when to dab.

a flute

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she’s either on a lot of drugs, or not enough.

a trumpet

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trumpet soloist: *smacks freshman in the face with trumpet* it’s natural selection.

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bass drum: where’s your accent from?

band mom: South Africa. I only stay in America for the food.

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I bet the band directors are all like “can’t we just leave the kids?”

a trombone

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“It’s ya boi stale cupcake sprinkles coming at ya with another let’s play, finally hit 11 subs today, check out the home page for an exclusive giveaway homies”

A trumpet as he was unpacking in the locker room

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“Are you coming to the marching band game tonight? I heard the football team is gonna be there.“

a trumpet

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you guys are not allowed to share a blanket. if you do, hands above the blanket. if I catch anything, you will praise the sun. we want to sleep tonight.

a band mom

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band mom: do not eat pizza on the floor. if I find even one piece of pizza on the floor, I will make you eat it. all of it.

bass drum: who eats pizza on the floor?

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“hey Kirsten, I have your left dinkle and you have mine.”

a snare