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Riz “the ball” Gukgak, my beloved

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For anyone who hasn't seen them before, Hidden Search Operators are handy tricks you can use when you're either searching or filtering AO3.

summary: string is a generic way of explaining that you can search AO3 for a specific word that appears in a summary. You can do this from the search bar in the header, from the Any Field box at the top of the Advanced Search form, or from the Search Within Results box at the bottom of the filter menu.

Examples:

summary: Bruce

summary: "Bruce Banner"

summary: Bruce OR summary: Banner OR summary: Hulk

You need to put quotation marks around your search term if it is more than one word. The quotes make sure that the site searches for those two words together.

The other two operators listed work best in the Search Within Results box.

expected_number_of_chapters: 1 will return results where every fic has only 1 chapter currently posted.

You can use expected_number_of_chapters: -1 if you want results where every fic has more than 1 chapter currently posted.

otp:true will return results where there is only 1 relationship tag on the fic. If you want results where there are 2+ relationship tags (and no fics with only 1 relationship tag) then you can use otp:false

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"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time

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thirst warm-ups

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The perfect symmetry of Sophomore Year Riz rearranging the letters in “Garthy O’Brien” incorrectly to spell “Night Yorb” and Junior Year Riz’s first Fantasy ACT question being a correct word jumble of “Night Yorb” that the Intrepid Heroes are convinced on first impression has to spell “Garthy O’Brien”

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kipperlilly copperkettle hating the bad kids since day one of freshman year: funny, intriguing, typical of high school kids and of what we know about kipperlilly, and very understandable given that the school is structured into clique-like adventuring parties, of course some students would hate other parties

kipperlilly copperkettle hating RIZ specifically since Day Fucking One: LITERALLY WHAT THE HELL LITERALLY WHAT COULD HE HAVE POSSIBLY EVER FUCKING DONE TO YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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The ONLY good streaming service

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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

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tbh though if i were mccoy i’d be pretty fucking fed up with spock too. imagine you’re a doctor, you dedicate your life to learning how care for hundreds of different life forms and species across the galaxy, and then your wife divorces you, which leads you to enlisting as a doctor for starfleet. this is WAY outside of your comfort zone, you hate adventure and you’d rather be sittin on a porch in the sun with some sweet tea in hand and your daughter on your knee, but you ain’t got nowhere else to go, and who are you if you aren’t a doctor? you’ve dedicated your whole life and so much more to healing. so you enlist, you get assigned to a starship. not your dream job, but if there’s one thing leonard mccoy knows how to do it’s treat patients. and then THIS MEDICAL MARVEL MOTHERFUCKER comes in with his fucked up gene spliced half human half vulcan biology and the rarest most obscure blood type even among vulcans with ZERO precedent for his existence or medical baseline and also happens to be THE WORST PATIENT IN HISTORY. REFUSES to sit still and follow instructions. always making smart ass comments about your silly human emotionalism. you’ll get insane fucking readings and be like “spock i think you’re dying” and the bastard will answer with a straight face “yes. that’s just pon farr.” “can you tell me how to treat it?” “no.” and then just walks out of the fucking sickbay. you’re constantly busting your ass trying to figure out how to keep this human-alien catboy mix’n’match medical nightmare from hell alive and healthy and all you get in return is backhanded compliments from an emotionally stunted fruit. and you can’t even complain about it to your best friend because he’s too busy doodling this obstinate motherfucker’s name all over his notebook while eye-fucking him on the middle of the bridge. hell i’d be an alcoholic too.

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the favs ^_^

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Dick and Slade working together but they go undercover at a underground gambling ring that sells drugs/ people out the back- and you might say “oh Dick is the pretty waiter who bends and distracts people” BUT NO SLADE IS THE HOT BODYGUARD WHO WEARS MESH SHIRTS AND THE WOMEN ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS AND LOSING TO DICK

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Cameraman : *zooms in on Dick strutting up to Slade lounging by the poolside after downing a margarita*

Dick : *climbs up onto Slade*

Slade : *shamelessly grabbing ass*

Cameraman : *zooms out/straightens up focal point onto Rose Wilson in a solo interview*

Rose : in the Toy Story movies, Andy's mom never remarries. this is a subtle nod to how Andy and his mom were better off without a step-dad, just like how my father and I are better off without Dick.

Slade : *pushing his hands down the back of Dicks swimtrunks*

Dick : *giggling loudly*

Rose : STOP DATING MY DAD, DICK. YOU STUPID PRICK !

Cameraman : *zooms in onto the pool over Roses shoulder*

Jason : *floats into view reclined on a giant blow up duck*

Jason : if I suddenly start to turn red, don't freak out. I'm just allergic to drama

Jason : *floats on by*

Rose : *turns back to the camera*

Rose : actually, if he starts to turn red, its because he refused to fucKING USE THE SUN SCREEN I PACKED

Jason : *distantly* EXCUSE ME BUT IM GETTIN THE TAN IVE ALWAYS WANTED; STOP RUINING MY SUMMER WHEN IM OUT HERE DOIN HOT GIRL SHIT--!

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I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind