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does this count as writing fiction if it came to me in a dream

"'Ey, Vinny, what's gay sex like?" "Well, it's just like fuckin' a girl." "Ok, but the girl's got a penis." "Yea, just like I said, it's like fuckin a girl." "What kinda girls you been fucking Vinny??" "Matty, I've been fuckin' the best kinda girls, the ones with dicks!!" "Vinny, you lost me." "I know what'll help, hey Isabella come over 'ere and show Matty whatcha can do!"

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fae: "And can I have your pronouns?"

me: "Why certainly! my pronouns are, uh... um... sorry, can't seem to remember..."

#lgbt #meme #gen z humor #humor #joke #comedy #gay as fuck #gay jokes #gay joke #gay #gay humor #memes #lol #lmao #lgbtq #queer #queer community

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me: "Oh, can I have your gender?"

him: "Yeah sure I'm a guy, he/him"

me: *reaching for balls* "Not really what I meant"

#gay meme #gay as fuck #gay joke #gay #memes #meme #gay memes #gayboy #lgbtq #lgbt #queer #queer humor

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shout out to my gays in gray at Pride, you're the really supportive ones; true support comes from average people, inclusion comes when the masses feel comfortable to join

#lgbt

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dog-boy bottom call that a subwoofer

#gay meme #gay #gay as fuck #meme #gen z funny #gen z humor #gen z meme #gen z #shitpost #shitposting #me_irl #gay_irl #gay irl #gayirl #meirl #me irl #me irlgbt #joke #comedy #humor

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its current year and I still wait for responses from people like a little village boy checking the postbox every day hoping for a letter from his father on the front line

#me irl #meme #mood #meirl #me_irl #humor #joke #comedy #comfycore #warmcore #gen z #gen z humor #millenial humor #same #gen z shit #shitpost #shitposting #joke post

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39.37 inch dick call that a meater

#meme #gen z humor #shitpost #shitposting #gen z #joke #funny #comedy #humor #gen z funny #me_irl #me irl #meirl #gay_irl #gay irl #gay meme #gay #meirlgbt #me_irlgbt #gen z meme

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spider with 8 dicks call that a daddy schlonglegs

#meme #shitpost #shitposting #me_irl #me irl #meirl #humor #joke #comedy #funny #gen z #gen z humor #gen z funny

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no little German boy keep your hard hat on

“O mein gott, ze falledebrishen is in da sky!”

THUD

#osha compliant

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the church really be like "being gay is a sin"

my brother in christ He put that cum button in your ass for a reason

#gay_irl #gay irl #gayirl #gay meme #meme #gay #lgbt #gay mlm #humor #joke #funny #gen z humor #gay joke #lgbtq community #lgbtqia #gay jokes #comedy #me_irl #me irl #meirl #meirlgbt

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How pleasant this our Earth,

And how sweet her vast sea.

Yet she knows not the mirth,

Of your hands here with me.

#wholesome #warmcore #comfycore #poetry #aethestic #poem #original poem #warm and comfy #short poem #short poetry #love poem #love poetry #cute #love #romance

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penis? surely you mean buterus

#gay #meme #gen #hum #joke #come #lol #relatable #gay_irl #gay irl #me irl #me irlgbt #me_irlgbt #me_irl #meirl #meirlgbt #lgbt #lgbtq #queer

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there is a fine line between taking the piss and being the piss. walk it carefully.

#meme #shitpost #gen z humor #humor #joke #comedy #shitposting #quote #advice #me_irl #meirl #me irl #2meirl4meirl #2meirl42meirl4meirl

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“I imagine you come across a number of people who are disconcerted by the difference between what you do feel and what they fancy you ought to feel. It is fatal to pay the smallest attention to them.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night

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"Happiness is just a chemical..."

"Love is just a chemical..."

Hmmm almost as if everything in our lives is merely a perception made up by our brains and nothing in our cognizance is real

But damnit, that fucker in my skull tried so damn hard to make this perception, so I may as well go along and give in to the deception

#meirl #me irl #me_irl #me-irl #2meirl4meirl #philosophy #gen z #gen z shit #shitpost #text #txt #text post #post #tag #txt post #positivity #mental health #emo #punk #vibe #good vibes #positive vibes

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im immune to rat poison

it only poisons rats and i am not a rat