Why do you think the fandom latched on the idea that Jason is super cultured despite his rough demeanor? The amusing contrast? Or was their something in the comics that showed him and Alfred bonding differently than the others?
Jason over all acts very sophisticated, speaks in a very elaborate manner, frequently uses undertones and coded language to distract or leave clues, and is over all prone to holding his helmet like Yorick’s sull.
But more than that, it’s that there are clues throughout his time as Red Hood. He sends a first edition copy of a book to Wayne Manor to let Alfred know it’s the real him back and not an imposter, leading to the revelation that they used to collect first editions together with Bruce. Then there’s also the sequences of him in the prison yard reading Pride and Prejudice.
Fans have taken it to their own ends. I personally see Jason as a theatrical person in general and have developed a persona for him around that. But it’s not coming out of thin air.
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Okay so you know those posts about how come no one in Gotham just like, ran Joker over with their car by now or something?
But what about everyone else in Arkham? I don’t for one second believe that literally everyone else in there has not gotten extremely fed up with the tall bastardization of a circus performer that calls himself Batman’s greatest nemesis.
And Poison Ivy? She and Harley get together at some point, obviously, and you’re trying to tell me she doesn’t just unalive Joker herself? She’s already in Arkham it’s not like they’re going to be able to do anything to her at this point. Heck, she might even get a medal of commendation at this point. Or at least a really nice fruit basket from Red Hood.
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please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.
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DC Super Hero Girls has given me many things. But by far my favorite thing is they have the best incarnation of Bruce Wayne. And I say that not as like oh this is 10000% who Batman is.
No. I mean they have the best version of billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne. Better than even the movies have gotten for one sole reason;
I want you to take one look at this bougie himbo, one fucking look,
And tell me who in their right mind would believe this man is the goddamned Batman.
He is too pretty. Too well put together. Too big a himbo. Too covered in fucking camera crews and groupies to ever pull it off. No one would ever even fucking consider this gem of a man could do it!
But he does and it works so fucking well.
And, oh my God, it's my new favorite thing.
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Okay so we’ve all seen those headcanons where Batman is rumored to be dating Bruce Wayne, and that’s where he gets his funding to be Batman, etc. (an avenue of hilarity I have yet to grow bored of).
But now I want to see a universe where that is more than a rumor, and is instead generally assumed as fact.
Like, no matter what Bruce does, everyone just assumes he’s dating Batman. Nothing seems to dissuade people of that notion. Nothing.
Metropolis: Oh yes, we have this flying alien Boy Scout keeping us safe.
Fawcett City: We have a…demi-god? or something. He’s cool.
Central City: Our guy runs around stoping crime, but like, really fast.
Star City: We have a guy using a weapon that’s been obsolete for a few hundred years and we have no idea who he is, what are you talking about.
Gotham: We have Bruce Wayne’s sugar baby.
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A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror
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Some Rando: I hate this place.
Some Guy in a Furry Costume: Yeah, but it’s home.
Furry Costume Guy:
Rando: Hey, anyone know the quickest way outta here?
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Duke: I wonder what Bruce went as for Halloween when he was a kid.
Dick, in a deep, growly voice: The night
Jason: The literal personification of depression, wait, no, that’s what he is now.
Tim: A soul sucking killjoy.
Dick: He took away the coffee maker-
Tim: HE TOOK AWAY THE COFFEE MAKER!
Damian: Tt. Save your tantrum, Drake. According to Pennyworth father dressed as a vampire for Halloween.
Duke: Huh, somehow all your guesses fit.
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In a world where Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are publicly friends as they should be, when Bruce gets too annoyed with Clark he’ll show up in Metropolis and do something for the sole purpose of getting one of Clark’s coworkers to be like “aren’t you friends with that guy or something?”
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Hate how often I see fandom accept the idea that Wally (and the rest of the Fab Five tbh) are like, intimidated by Bruce. The fanon that they’re all like “but he’s BATMAN!! He’s so scary!!” Or whatever. Bitch please! Wally served on the Justice League with this man for years! He was Dick’s teammate in his teenage years! The Fab Five would absolutely tell Bruce where to shove it with no hesitation, to them he is Just A Man. Just Dick’s Weirdo Dad. There is absolutely no way Wally is intimidated by Batman
Wally “I want you to know, you touched me because I let you touch me” West has the same amount respect for Batman as you’d have for a highly competent coworker whom you have to see every second Tuesday and want to strangle because if he keeps being patronizing during board meetings you’re going to climb over the table and drop kick him down the building. Barry and Batman are the cordial workplace besties; Wally is barely restraining himself from making snide comments at any given opportunity.
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Superman, just trying to arrest Poison Ivy and Harley for ecoterrorism in Metropolis: Bats, please.
Batman: Those are my emotional support criminals, release them.
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Tim Drake’s brain cells are categorized based on anticipated need and once they’re in their little boxes they stay there and can not be used for any other purpose which is fine except when it’s not and no I will not be expanding on this at this time.
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19 y/o green arrow: so uh guys- someone should probably get some alcohol if we're going to have a justice league party
18 y/o batman: that's a great idea!
20 y/o superman: yeah someone totally should!
everyone looking at diana:
diana who only has an id that says she was born in 1949: why are you all looking at me?
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I mean is she wrong though?
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