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Bedtime story <3

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Oh, you guest starred on Glee? Which mashup did you perform?

#glee #mashup #glee music

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The Goyim are fucking wild, the way I would have dumped that casserole over that woman's head, also divorce that wife.

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Deactivated both Twitter accounts and deleted the app today. I can’t stand it anymore.

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this was a great read. “Laziness Does Not Exist” by Devon Price

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i could even learn how to love like you ♥️🏴‍☠️

bonus:

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…but i stay (a story in four parts)

i. new year’s day (2017) ii. death by a thousand cuts (2019) iii. right where you left me (2020) iv. labyrinth (2022)

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NAVAL OFFICER: Stede Bonnet, you're sentenced to death for the crime of piracy. You'll be hung.

ED: HE'S ALREADY HUNG!

STEDE: Your Honor, untie me so I can high-five my husband

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i reckon what makes ed happy..

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thinking about how kurt vonnegut used the phrase “so it goes” in slaughterhouse five to transition to another topic after death is mentioned in the book and how taylor placed the song so it goes right after look what you made me do to transition into the second half of reputation immediately after she had killed the old taylor……. her fucking mind

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is he... y'know. at the higher end of the visible spectrum, with a wavelength ~380-450 nanometers?

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11 years apart. I can't stop thinking about it.

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No but in all seriousness, memes aside, much love to all my friends in the UK right now. I know shit's about to be chaotic and nationalistic and shitty, and I hope the media circus ends as quickly as possible.

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When everybody is online at the same time and the dash is thriving 😌

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If Ed doesn’t have a scene with Let’s Go Crazy playing while he’s wearing the most purple we’ve ever seen him in I’m gonna riot

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If Ed doesn’t have a scene with Let’s Go Crazy playing while he’s wearing the most purple we’ve ever seen him in I’m gonna riot

#ofmd season 2 #our flag means death #edward teach #blackbeard