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thisuserisanxious · 14 days
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@neil-gaiman we’re reading some of your short stories in class what do you think of the picture my teacher chose for you? (Personally I think it looks great) (though why are you smiling like Todd Howard lol)
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thisuserisanxious · 1 month
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Me: I’m so tired
My brain: ok but what if you stayed up for 5 more hours doing nothing
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Brain: …bc the act of going to bed means the day is over and you can’t do anything else
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Brain: :)
Me: wow
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thisuserisanxious · 7 months
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Sniper tracking me how to esca
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thisuserisanxious · 10 months
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Approximately three (3) minutes after starting my day:
*fnaf power down sound effect*
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thisuserisanxious · 1 year
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Road work ahead?
Uh, yeah, I sure hope there is; the infrastructure around here is abysmal it’s time they did something about it
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thisuserisanxious · 1 year
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Me: *doesn’t drink water, ate 1 meal for the day, got 2 hours of sleep*
My body after walking for 30 minutes while carrying stuff: *slight ache*
Me: how could you betray me like this
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thisuserisanxious · 1 year
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By Talos this can’t be happening
Surely if I put off this thing and pretend it doesn’t exist I won’t have to do even more work later
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thisuserisanxious · 1 year
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Surely if I put off this thing and pretend it doesn’t exist I won’t have to do even more work later
Surely if I put off this thing and pretend it doesn’t exist I won’t have to do even more work later
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thisuserisanxious · 1 year
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Surely if I put off this thing and pretend it doesn’t exist I won’t have to do even more work later
Surely if I put off this thing and pretend it doesn’t exist I won’t have to do even more work later
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thisuserisanxious · 1 year
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Surely if I put off this thing and pretend it doesn’t exist I won’t have to do even more work later
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thisuserisanxious · 1 year
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In my extra-queer bullet point on my Wikipedia biography page. My queeriod, if you will. My gay era, sure.
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thisuserisanxious · 1 year
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well duh everyone knows that
dont overestimate how well-known things are. there are 3-5 people around you that share a similar view. that does not mean it is widely believed or even well-founded
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thisuserisanxious · 2 years
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Might fuck around and start yet another hobby I won’t put down for 3 days then never finish the second project nor touch again but still yearn for with intense longing despite easy access to starting up again 👀
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thisuserisanxious · 2 years
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Due to the unfortunate circumstance of being genderfluid and attracted to girls (albeit in a greyromantic? way) yet biologically male, when I am a girl I cannot claim the title of lesbian unless it is bestowed upon me by a true lesbian of sufficient power
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thisuserisanxious · 2 years
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…This was mostly a joke based on some coping mechanisms for stress/exhaustion that were more like method acting than alters when I made it but I look at this now and I’ve been seriously questioning if I have DID recently bc reasons and… ._. So uhhhhh
I have 7 personalities and we’re all weird and broken and special in our own ways
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thisuserisanxious · 2 years
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I regret teaching my dad what a furry is
I didn’t remember I did until we were watching a show and there was some crazy woman who was obsessed with a carrot character on a kids show and wanted to fuck the actor and he just goes “she’s like a furry for vegetables” and I felt my brain nearly fucking implode
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thisuserisanxious · 2 years
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Having a half-life crisis rn
Head-crab’s drinking my brain
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