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thor-hemsworthy·a day agoText

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Okay but as much as we use Hanzo/Beetle as a comical character. He is super bad ass. In all his concept art, he looks really pissed off and mean. He’s skilled in archery and swordsmanship among a ton of other stuff we don’t see. He was the leader of his own army and had his own castle. He fought against a god. A GOD! AND THE GOD WAS ACTUALLY BOTHERED BY HIM. Like he really doesn’t get enough credit for the amazingly powerful and strong person he is.

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thor-hemsworthy·3 days agoText

This or That Fic Game

Thanks for tagging me @parallelmarvel!

slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // oh no there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au (modern fantasy au) // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high school romance or middle aged romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbend // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

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thor-hemsworthy·5 days agoText

i-live-for-queen:

Reblog this if you think that Ace and Aro people are part of the LGBT+ community

Trying to prove a point to my classmates

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thor-hemsworthy·6 days agoAnswer
Quentin Beck for the 10+ headcanons thing

-Brushes his teeth twice a day. 

-He cares a LOT about how he looks. Even before the Mysterio thing, he wanted to look as put together as possible, especially in a room of Stark Industries engineers who probably sometimes looked like they hadn’t slept in 4 days.

-Picked the colors for his costume himself, because again, he wants to look good. Picked colors that he’s been told he looks good in.

-Definitely a man who likes his liquor hard and on the rocks. That beer we see him drink with Peter? Part of the superhero act.

-An only child

-The wedding ring he keeps playing with?? If you watch closely it never comes off, even on the Tower Bridge. Leads me to believe he’s married for real. (Came up with a whole OC based on that concept lmao)

-Made Guterman change his backstory a bunch of times until something felt “right”. Often cited “what’s my motivation?” when presented with new potential backstories.

-I’m pretty sure this is fanon/headcanon and not canon but it might be??? But I like to imagine he started at Stark Industries as an intern and stayed on due to his “drive and passion”

-Handcuffed himself to Tony’s desk when Tony fired him.

-Okay so we know how Quentin is not his real name??? They never say that Beck isn’t his real name. Most of Team Mysterio refer to him as “Beck”, and Team Mysterio is typically on a first name basis from what we see? All this is to say: I think Beck is his first name. 

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thor-hemsworthy·6 days agoAnswer
the most obvious character i could choose ofc but,, Thor 😂💖

You know me well, I like you :)

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life 

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (hypothetically of course since I’m ace as space)

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: Aw man do I have to choose just one? Well, I guess I’d have to say his kindness. Like, he’ll stop what he’s doing to take a picture with his fans, does his best to keep Bruce calm after being the Hulk for two years, happily greets Rocket and Bruce when they come to New Asgard even though he’s clearly hurting. Even after all the horrible things he’s been through, Thor is still a sweetheart, and that’s why he’s the strongest avenger

worst quality: He’s arrogant in the first movie but that’s kinda understandable?

ship them with: I’ve mentioned before that I ship Thor with just about everybody, but mostly with Valkyrie

brotp them with: Loki (I miss the brodinsons)

needs to stay away from: Older sisters who cut his eye out and evil titans who murder his best friend, brother, and half his people

misc. thoughts: I think Thor is a very important role model, especially for little boys because he shows you can be strong but still vulnerable

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thor-hemsworthy·6 days agoText

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general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life 
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality:
worst quality: 
ship them with: 
brotp them with: 
needs to stay away from:

misc. thoughts: 

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thor-hemsworthy·7 days agoText

Honestly? It’s so transparent of people to deny that Thor and Valkyrie have romantic chemistry only to immediately turn around and say “thorkyrie rights!” now that Jane is Thor even though we’ve never seen them interact

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thor-hemsworthy·9 days agoPhoto

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HI TUMBLR LONG TIME NO SEE!!! WHATS UP!! Me?! not much!! just…a little obsessed……with karen and plankton from the spongebob musical….anyway…bye…………

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thor-hemsworthy·10 days agoText

geekynichelle:

Tagged by @thor-hemsworthy 

I actually have an ao3 account now, but nothing is posted yet and this is the last part of a fic I started because of thor-hemsowrthy’s flower shop au post

“Were Azalea’s her favorite?” Puppy eyes asked less brightly but still kind. 

Sincerity huh, that’s the way you’re gonna play it muscles? “Not really she wasn’t very picky about flowers, they just remind me of her.”

Not tagging anyone out of laziness, but with my free time I’ll try to finish this.  

Someone’s writing a fanfic based on one of my posts??? I’m so touched! Thank you so much!

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thor-hemsworthy·10 days agoText

Tagged by @funnefatale - I’m honored you thought of me!

I’ve been working on a thorkyrie fic for awhile and this is the last line I wrote

It takes her a while to get there, but once she starts initiating touches with Thor, she doesn’t know how to stop. She’ll brush up against him when they pass each other, rub her foot against his underneath the table, or playfully slap his shoulder when he makes a stupid joke.

I’ll tag @princessplantasaurus, @spacelabrathor, @parallelmarvel, @ryujin-zanba, and @geekynichelle (obviously there’s no obligation if you don’t want to)

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thor-hemsworthy·10 days agoAnswer
thorval - 16, 17, 28, 29

16. Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer? They’re both guilty of this, but most of the time it’s Valkyrie

17. Who says I love you first? I can’t decide. If it’s Thor you just know he’s really anxious and struggling to get the words out because she’s so cool. If it’s Val I can imagine her saying it after a difficult battle or even just a long day/week

28. What do they do when they’re away from each other? Thor enjoys spending time with his Avenger companions, and Valkyrie would explore what Earth has to offer (locations, technologies, etc.)

29. One headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart. I know this isn’t that sad, but they can both be stubborn, which I imagine can lead to some heated arguments

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thor-hemsworthy·11 days agoText

14. Who kisses the hardest? V A L

24. Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times? Honestly I can kinda see them both doing this? When it’s Valkyrie doing it with Thor he’s partially like “Val no this is hardly the time” but also kinda endeared by it. When it’s Thor doing it with Valkyrie she may roll her eyes a bit but she doesn’t hide her smile

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thor-hemsworthy·11 days agoText

commander-cullywully:

send me a pairing & a number, then I’ll tell you:

  1. Who is the most affectionate?
  2. Big spoon/Little spoon?
  3. Most common argument?
  4. Favorite non-sexual activity?
  5. Who is most likely to carry the other?
  6. What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?
  7. What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?
  8. Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?
  9. Who worries the most?
  10. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?
  11. Who tops?
  12. Who initiates kisses?
  13. Who reaches for the other’s hand first?
  14. Who kisses the hardest?
  15. Who wakes up first?
  16. Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?
  17. Who says I love you first?
  18. Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?)
  19. Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first?
  20. What do their family/friends think of their relationship?
  21. Who is more likely to start dancing with the other?
  22. Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?
  23. Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?
  24. Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times?
  25. Who needs more assurance?
  26. What would be their theme song?
  27. Who would sing to their child back to sleep?
  28. What do they do when they’re away from each other?
  29. one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart
  30. one headcanon about this OTP that mends it
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thor-hemsworthy·12 days agoText

land-of-birds-and-comics:

land-of-birds-and-comics:

god i just found this again while folder cleaning

one of the few crossdressing ducks that didn’t make me break out in hives, on account of not having been forced to do it for emasculating reasons or anything, it’s just a practical solution to daisy having too many obligations since they look exactly, and i mean exactly the same

one of those obligations was manning a kissing booth for charity and donald punching a catcaller in the face escalates into guys just fucking lining up to get decked by a cute little duck

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get on his fucking level, mickey

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thor-hemsworthy·12 days agoPhoto

sexycraisinthanos:

spacelabrathor:

jumpingjacktrash:

thehumming6ird:

In which Thor is oblivious to all the awkward in the room… [x]

broke: thor doesn’t notice the awkward

woke: thor is so strong and cheerful that he believes he can just steamroller over all the awkward and make it go away

bespoke: thor is perfectly aware of the awkward and very much enjoying it

#bold of anyone to assume thor doesn’t know precisely what he’s doing 100% of the time #‘loki look who it is!’ #more like ‘lol brother remember when he threw you about like a ragdoll? i sure fuckin do’ @angst-wizard

Loki: *pretends he doesnt know thor to save his pride*

Thor: DO YOU REMEMBER HULK YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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