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[thor-the-mighty]

Sometimes my brother would try to prank me and then realize he'd gone too far and the lengths he went to undo it before my father would find out was probably a greater punishment than what father would dole out.

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[thor-the-mighty]

Collecting fingernails was a strange enough hobby of my brothers, but not even I can fathom why he'd collect other people's and fashion them into a boat.

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[thor-the-mighty]

People seem to debate whether Captain Rogers would say curse words or not. I am sure he is not a talented enough wizard to be able to curse anyone.

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[thor-the-mighty]

I have found that the gods at Omnipotence City will only do the opposite of what is asked of them. I am not sure if people want their prayers answered in that manner.

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[thor-the-mighty]

Stark keeps telling me there would be a market for my workout videos, but I just do not see how they would be useful to Midgardians.

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[thor-the-mighty]

Sometimes people will show me old Midgardian myths about my family and friends and ask if they really did happen. I think it might be best if everyone just didn't know either way.

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[thor-the-mighty]

I'm not sure if it's always a good thing, but I will say once my brother commits to doing something, he usually follows through. Unfortunately, it's just that the thing he's committing to is often immoral and illegal.

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[thor-the-mighty]

My friends are playing so many pranks on me today that I am starting to suspect my brother is shape-shifting again.

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[thor-the-mighty]

Happy Easter, Midgard. I hope you all get the fertility you desire during this festival.

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[thor-the-mighty]

A very Happy Thor’s Day everyone. I hope you are all celebrating with the appropriate reverence. And by that I mean drinking a great deal of ale.

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[thor-the-mighty]

Love has been asking if I am the God of Thunder, what kind of God is she. I think she might be the God of not finishing her breakfast.

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[thor-the-mighty]

I am looking forward to my return to Midgard at the end of the week. There is nothing quite like the fun of a fertility festival. Especially when you are a fertility god.

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[thor-the-mighty]

The tales all tell of how wise my father was, but he never did learn how to raise a child without causing severe emotional trauma.

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[thor-the-mighty]

Jane did try to give me a secret identity as Doctor Donald Blake. It didn't last long, and I am glad no one asked me for medical advice.

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[thor-the-mighty]

Despite having such different personalities, both Bruce and Hulk blush the same way when they're complimented.

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[thor-the-mighty]

I have found that my ravens are much better at expressing the tone of a message than a text does, which is one reason I still do not have a phone.

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[thor-the-mighty]

I sincerely wish that my brother would stop bragging to people that he's the god of bondage while I am around.

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