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Me: I am so chill about this playoffs, I am just happy they made it and we get a couple more games, just gonna enjoy the vibes.

Also Me: (face finger-painted with blood and driving Mad Max pedal to the metal style all the way to New York in order to hurl dead woodchuck carcasses at the referees and various Blueshirt players)

#You know EXACTLY who I will be throwing them at #Washington Capitals #Caps lb

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The slow caressing drag of the stick over thigh to backside... the almost prim way he grabs his own stick's shaft... the grimace of ecstasy at the force of the blow... the collapse to his knees....

Magnificent.

#No one else is doing it like them #TJ Oshie #Tom Wilson #Pregame hijinks #Washington Capitals

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LAST LINE TAG GAME

Another tag from @soranokumo-is-catt this time. (She just wrote a new FF7 story which all of you should go read, by the way.) Given that, here's a bit from the FF7 bodyswap fic:

"No, I don't want you to explain," Sephiroth said. "In fact, don't talk at all for the next thirty seconds."

He closed his eyes, concentrating.

"Don't breathe so heavily either," he added, eyes still closed.

"That's Cloud, not me," Zack said. "Don't hyperventilate, little buddy. That's no good for either of us."

Really, the day had started out so well.

Again, feel free to play! And no pressure but if @wimwamwozzle, @marloweseyeball, @snipertrifle, @milliebeeweasel, and @feels-like-fire are inclined, I'd love to see it!

#meme #fanfiction #FF7 #FFVII #Cloud Strife #Zack #Sephiroth #I refuse to use Zack's canon last name it's still dumb

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LAST LINE TAG GAME

Woooooo finally working my way to answering a bunch of things in drafts. God, I am such an untimely asshole. (I have responses coming to people in anon asks and other meme tags shortly! Not that any of this is critical news that will send the earth spinning off its axis.)

Anyway, @sushiburritonoms tagged me in the Last Lines meme, and I am always hammering at like fifteen documents at once so here is the one I just looked at:

"If someone held you at blasterpoint and demanded that you eat as many uncooked Klatooine paddy frogs as you could for six hours, how many do you think you could eat?" Boba interrupts. Luke makes a slight noise of protest. Boba sighs irritably. "Fine, at blasterpoint or slugthrower point."

He should have expected this, Din thinks resignedly. Sometimes things go along so smoothly, it's jarring to remember that Luke and Boba have a shared history together that far pre-dates any dealings Din had had with either of them, and that in every encounter, one of them had ended up blinded (temporarily, Boba always pointed out), shot, maimed, or eaten by a sarlacc (also temporarily, Luke pointed out; though with permanent side effects, Boba inevitably countered with.) In the beginning, he'd wanted so badly for the two of them to stop trying to murder each other every time they were within the same room for more than five minutes and channel that energy into something more reasonable, like lovingly vicious spite-sex, that he'd failed to anticipate that Luke's passive-aggressive Jedi serenity bullshit emotional issues and Boba's aggressive-aggressive Mandalorian-adjacent clone emotional issues would eventually no longer automatically repel each other, but instead combine into some horrifying new force of joined strength and overall weirdness.

"Are the frogs alive or dead?" Din finally asks. "Because that affects my answer."

Anyone who wants to take part, feel free. @twigcollins, @darkisrising, @soranokumo-is-catt, @bronze-lorica, @maikaartwork, and @flidgetjerome.

#meme #fanfiction #Star Wars #Luke Skywalker #Boba Fett #Din Djarin #Bobadinluke #The Mandalorian

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Cloud and Sephiroth

#Sephiroth #Cloud Strife #FF7 #FFVII

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forgetfulness - billy collins

#poetry #illustration

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#windows #light #architecture

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i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding

#This was a whimsical ride from start to finish

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Unsplash -  photography, illustration, & art

Pixabay - same as unsplash

Pexels - stock photos and videos

Getty Images - photography & illustration

Veceezy - vectors and clipart

Gumroad - photoshop brushes (and more)

StockSnap.io - stock photos

Canva - needs login but has lots of templates

Library of Congress - historical posters and photos

NASA - you guessed it

Creative Commons - all kinds of stuff, homie

Even Adobe has some free images

There are so many ways to make moodboards, bookcovers, and icons without plagiarizing! As artists, authors, and other creatives, we need to be especially careful not to use someone else’s work and pass it off as our own. 

Please add on if you know any more resources for free images <3

#resource

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okay yeah he did all of it and then some but at least he looked damn good doing it

#Tom Wilson #My big rowdy boy #Washington Capitals

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Study break? More snoopy Dinluke 🐶🥜

(Closeups below!)

Keep reading

#Luke Skywalker #Grogu #Din Djarin #Dinluke #Star Wars #The Mandalorian #Peanuts #Snoopy

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zack, being a protective mama bear: and why do you suddenly want to be my tiny twink best friend's mentor?

sephiroth, who has just time traveled back into his younger body: because i am a normal human being and can be trusted with a psychically vulnerable and mentally submissive cloud strife :) :) :)

#He's like that pelican from the pelican mouth post #sephiroth Mouth perfec t size for put cloud in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort cloud sleep soundly put cloud in Seprhroth Mouth #Put Cloud In Sephiroth Mouth. no problems ever in sephhroth mouth because good Shape and Support for cloud neck weak of chocobo cloud head #Asephiroth Mouth yes a place for a Clouod put cloud in sephiroth mouth can trust Sephiroth for giveing good love to Cloud. friend sephiroth

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Snake Bridge on Macclesfield Canal. location: Astbury Congleton, England

#architecture #bridge

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“One of the most begrudging avian take-offs is the heron’s fucking hell, all right, all right, I’ll go the garage for your flaming fags cranky departure, though once they’re up their flight can be extravagant. I watched one big spender climb the thermal staircase, a calorific waterspout of frogs and sticklebacks, the undercarriage down and trailing. Seen from antiquity you gain the Icarus thing; seen from my childhood that cursing man sets out for Superkings, though the heron cares for neither as it struggles into its wings then soars sunwards and throws its huge overcoat across the earth.”

— The Heron, by Paul Farley

#Accurate #The blue herons I watch at Great Falls are always so DISGRUNTLED when they fly #birbs

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Some days go like that.

#Indeed

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time to be #gr8 (x)

#Alexander Ovechkin #Washington Capitals

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the deleted sand storm scene from return of the jedi

#Luke Skywalker #Star Wars