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lord the peasants are so loud today

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OP: "The flickering lights are the call of the other world." (cr: Avid)

Chinese netizen:

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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Isn't Hannibal a bad person though?

I can't think of anything bad he did

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this Conversation pit is ruining my life

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“Sometimes, stupid and cute ARE enough.” -John Waters

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#polycule

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Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

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Camp Jupiter when Percy shows up: