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Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes
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being a woman is fucking exhausting. everything is created to disgrace our lives. this is horrifying.
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Slavs: Have free healthcare Also slavs: I’m not seeing the doctor unless dying, there are sick people there
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If you’re still taking requests, could you do Richard Wright x David Gilmour fanchildren, espeically a realistic verison of my fan child of theirs, Charlotte if you’re able to do that?
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Does she look like Charlotte?
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Do you take requests?
Depends. Is it stop?
But yeah I do!
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This is my villain origin story.
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What I mean when I say "toxic monogamy culture"
the normalization of jealousy as an indicator of love
the idea that a sufficiently intense love is enough to overcome any practical incompatibilities
the idea that you should meet your partner’s every need, and if you don’t, you’re either inadequate or they’re too needy
the idea that a sufficiently intense love should cause you to cease to be attracted to anyone else
the idea that commitment is synonymous with exclusivity
the idea that marriage and children are the only valid teleological justifications for being committed to a relationship
the idea that your insecurities are always your partner’s responsibility to tip-toe around and never your responsibility to work on
the idea that your value to a partner is directly proportional to the amount of time and energy they spend on you, and it is in zero-sum competition with everything else they value in life
the idea that being of value to a partner should always make up a large chunk of how you value yourself
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Listen. Listen. The fault in our stars, but lesbian.
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If you're still taking requests/suggestions, either John Mulaney/Bo Burnham or Pete Davidson/Bo Burnham? ❤❤❤
Why one when I can do both?
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I'm writing the orders now for everyone
It's all free, just like me
So put in your requests
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