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Facebook really out here allowing people to say they would kill their kids but not allowing insulting these crazy.

#facebook is transphobic #facebook is homophobic #facebook is evil #facebook #transphobic #transphobia #trans #transgender

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Saw my first hovering plane phenomenon. Unfortunately, we had already passed it by the time my camera opened.

#plane #phenomenon

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Who wants to wash their hands for exactly 3 seconds? Why do motion sensored sinks think you only need 3 seconds before the water shuts off?????

#why #public restroom #gas station

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Word of advice for any establishment that plays adds in the bathroom, maybe DONT have an add that has a girl sniffing then moaning while saying "mm That's Fresh!!!"

#wtf #seriously wtf #wtf lmao #why #like why #why tho #public restroom #gas station

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Really good barbecue sauce, really bad name

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flame thrower?

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Those are awfully long arms you’ve got there

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I would rather die

The best thing created by humanity

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I drink about Marijuana times per year

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The slide to hell

…what even? Who’s idea was this!

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XD

https://www.amazon.ca/Lava-Lite-2116-4002-20-Ounce-Silver-Based/dp/B003HGHJH6?th=1&psc=1

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"Let's play a game, it's called death."

Is it just me or does it look like Elmo is choking out this child?

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Who is this hand model, and where can I find them?

Sauce.

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“Hun, who’s Allison?” “What? I don’t know an Allison.” “Don’t lie to me. Who is she, someone from work?” “Babe, why would think I’m lying?” “Because your watch is the size of a television, and I can see she’s calling on it right now.”

Source sauce.

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XD

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I love Halloween

but this:

this needs to stop

look at this crap

it's not...

this isn't how these animals' bodies work