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we need a🧍except the guy is covered in blood

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didn’t ask, don’t care, plus my tits bounce when i walk

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went to the doctors they rpescribed me dress up games

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is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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do you ever sit there in your bed with your head in your hands and it's like you can just imagine 9 swords behind you

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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

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reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep

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wait check this out

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have you ever thought about entering into a cat show?

with THIS?????

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Characters who are yellow coded not as in joy and optimism but, rather, yellow as in the first color the human eye will notice, plastered over hazard signs and school buses. Yellow as in a light so bright it burns. Yellow as in illness and disease, just waiting to infect. Yellow as deception, a cover up for something with teeth and claws and malice. Can anyone hear me

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if you destroy the illusion magic holding my physical form together youll find a single withering parsnip in its place