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Artemis: what, how was I supposed to know this was a prophesy? He says insane shit all the time!

Apollo: bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government

Artemis: see!

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Dionysus: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read.

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Artemis: I swear if you slight me I will put a cactus in you chapstick

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Hermes: I have done my one willing good deed for the day and now I have the need for speed

Apollo: kachow

Dionysus: gotta go fast

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Hermes: help my pizza came with olives. I forgot to ask for no olives

Dionysus: haha loser.

Dionysus: OH WAIT YOU'RE ALLERGIC

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Artemis: I'm not mad. I just don't understand how you cut a cake so wrong.

Apollo: for once I feel your distain for me is warranted.

The cake in question:

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Apollo: Hermes and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Dionysus: *Sighing* What did Hermes do?

Apollo: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Hermes: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Apollo: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

Meg: your wanted posters offer a nut in return for you your life looks awful

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Apollo: Athena is the smartest of us

Athena, eating an apple: shoot I bit my finger

Apollo: sometimes

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Zeus: why don't you sit down and shut up with dignity

Apollo: bold of you to assume we have dignity

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Hera: your children are fighting in the garden again

Zeus: oh, I know exactly what to do

Zeus: *closes the window*

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Dionysus: look, the treasure we spent hours trying to find isn't here

Hermes: but the real treasure was the time we spent together today

Apollo: we spend every day together

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Apollo: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Dionysus: I'm as sure as I am sober

Hermes: So we're lost then alright

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Zeus, looking at the state of the world: you had one job

Apollo: yeah, well you had the same job

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Hermes: now, you can either come with me and live up to your ultimate potential or lie here and live with the consequences.

Apollo: I'll lie here

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Dionysus, drunk: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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