Tumblr eats more of my posts than the great hungering beast in the dumpster out back.
To the owner of the sea dragon
He’s very pretty but please move him, his scales keep shining through the windows and blinding me while I make drinks and screech. Also, he’s blocking the door and guests keep having to clip through walls to get to their tables.
A cup of scream
What else do humans drink?
Dissolving century old books
Waffles with fish
I know, I know the mermaids are pretty. They’re there for a reason. But DO NOT touch them. They have sharp teeth and do not wish to be touched. Though you may feel free to shower them in whatever ancient coin or animal bone combs of your choice.
BONE READING i
THOUGH YOU MAY SUFFER, YOUR SKIN MAY PEEL, YOUR SCALES MAY ROT. YOU WILL FIND COMFORT IN WHAT YOU STILL ARE IN THE FACE OF WHAT YOU ARE BECOMING.
New Menu Item!
We now serve Snake Fang as a side dish! Our dealer mixed them up though, so you may get a crunchy fang, or you may get a venom surprise!
Do you wander to bottom of the ocean? Are you too, stuck in the big stupid ugly death triangle? Are you of skeletal or maybe ghostly make up? Just go to the bar of your nearest shipwreck and have a drink, ask a question, leave an offering, or summon almost any entity! Humans allowed during daylight hours, not that you can see the sun down here.