Little-known downsides of immortality:
Tearing your favourite article of clothing and discovering that it’s irreplaceable because the technique of its manufacture has been lost
Realising you’ve thought of the perfect comeback to someone who’s been dead for three hundred years
Not being able to eat your favourite dish anymore because the source of some critical ingredient has gone extinct
Having strong opinions about sports that are no longer played
Getting a song from the 13th Century stuck in your head and being unable to get it out because you don’t remember how it ends and you’re the only person on Earth who knows it
Having that perfect pun you’ve been waiting forever for a chance to use stop working due to linguistic drift
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Graveyard terrariums
2. Nicole Rimel
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mama - nie przeszkadza ci, że musimy jutro wcześnie wstać?
ja - właściwie, o której?
mama - właściwie to nie wiem
obie się śmiejemy
ja - mamo, podaj widelec
mama podaje łyżeczkę
ja robię minę “srsly?”
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whoever decided to put little ballerinas in jewellery boxes & play classical music , genius , I would like to give them a kiss
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powiem krótko… ja się zwykle boję grać w gry nawet, combo zrobić to dla mnie duży stres bo łapy mi się trzęsą, ale nie wkurwiajcie mnie!
cross me and you have this:
fajne jest magma i kości dalej też więc oh well…
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3d experiments!
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Me trying to pretend like I’m paying attention when I’m actually making up stories in my head that will never be useful in real life
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Polish Radom Vis 35 semi automatic pistol with custom sweetheart grips, circa World War II.
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pianos just dont drop on ppl like they used to
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I restart the entire song if i breathe too loud over my favorite part
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