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please watch my favorite game changer clip ever

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#seventeen seven seventy six!!!

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WHEN WERE YOU GUYS GOING TO TELL ME THAT ANA FLORES OF "I THINK YOU SHOULD GO HOME FIRST" FAME CLOCKED EDDIE FROM THE JUMP?????

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learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

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it feels like there should be a million hours between 5 pm and 10 pm but theres only like two

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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just had a Vision of Buck and Eddie at the wedding with their respective dates and everyone is fawning over Tommy and telling Buck what a good job he did/“man how’d you manage to snag such a catch??”/oohing and awwwing over how cute they are and how happy Buck looks with Tommy at his side and Marisol is just. There. 🧍‍♀️

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buddie + the sh*t buck says that sounds like it's from a romance novel

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they should let you visit deactivated blogs i want to pay my respects

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"The unit voted UNANIMOUSLY - with 100% participation - to authorize a strike if management does not reach a fair new contract before their current agreement expires this Friday, April 19."

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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Humans colonize the solar system, then the galaxy, then beyond. Billions of years later, beings from around the universe return to watch the Sun die.

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my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

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introducing Belphegor, my son

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what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online