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Out of context The Nobleman's Guide to Scandal and Shipwrecks spoilers

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Monty was honestly an inspiration in this book.

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The Nobleman's Guide to Scandal and Shipwrecks by Mackenzi Lee

I've really enjoyed listening to the Montague sibling series on audiobook lately! :)

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omg hes literally the same he hasnt changed at all

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I don't just do D&D tutorials! Sometimes I go off on entire pole archery tangents!

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i don’t expect this to be very widely known but here in vancouver we’ve had a barge stuck on shore since mid november

we’re going on day 25 of barge simpson not moving a damn inch and i for one hope it never moves

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A TMI Christmas 🎄

Ugly sweater party at Mr & Mr Lightwood-Banes? I think yes! (Shoutout to @my-archerboy for the idea!)

Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you all have a magical holiday! ✨♥️

I hope you like this piece 🙈 it’s one of the biggest I’ve done and the details were so fun! I even paid homage to one of my old Christmas pieces 🥰

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Happy holidays from the Herondale family 🎄

@cassandraclare

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Thinking fondly about the entire genre of victorian hauntings that were "everybody who stayed in the house after dark saw weird shit going on for months until the entire structure suddenly combusted of its own ghostly accord" which abruptly ended as soon as we stopped lighting our homes with vast quantities of odorless gas

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whoever came up with kissing someone's hand as a sign of respect knew what they were doing. slut.

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nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

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Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

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tumblr is like the nokia of social apps

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So you’re a liberal? Or republican?

i believe everyone in the american government needs to die

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why dont you look at pictures of baby wolf pups howling and maybe you'll calm down

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imagine you're a fifth-grade teacher and one day a crow just flies into your classroom, steals some food, sits on some kid's head, and shouts "fuck off"