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Each time I say I’m back I lie for the fact that I always lose my Tumblr information end up getting locked out

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Guess who found their Tumblr log in

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OMG IMAGINE Bruce and Thor get together and Bruce loves to cuddle and Thor love it too but Bruce is shy of letting Thor or anyone other than Tony(who sometimes brings tech and plays with the teddy bears with Bruce) into his room. But one day after hulking out Thor had to take him to his room and so he did and he layed him down but found all the stuff animals adorable and he though they would fell very comfy and so hey lays Bruce down and big spoons him as he also hugs a teddy along with holding Bruce gently.

Bruce’s bed is essentially covered in stuffed animals. He finds comfort in sleeping with them surrounding him. They all even have names and, according to Bruce, are all friends. Sometimes in his off time, Bruce’ll close his bedroom door and play with them.

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Bruce Banner knows all of the words to “Baby Got Back” and will occasionally recite them to himself when he needs to calm down.

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Natasha Romanoff will unashamedly steal food off anyone’s plate, except Bruce. She wasn’t sure how he’d take it until he stole chips from her during a movie night. They now share food quite a bit.

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this was supposed to be wholesome thorbruce but it just turned into Only bruce angst 

actual thorbruce doodles below

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Today I will be saying goodbye to my pfp that I have had since the start 😭😭😭

#thruce #thruce is life #bruce banner #thor odinson #thor #thorbruce #bruce is a tressure #gammahammer #thor x bruce #thruceforlife

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GUESS WHOS BACK WITH THE EDITS BITHCES 😩😩😩😩😩🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

(Also anyone can use it if they like)

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bruce banner theory time

we all know that many of the avengers are little shits

like bucky is a little shit, clint is absolutely a little shit, pietro (in my mind he is an alive little shit), steve is the biggest little shit of them all

BUT can we please start talking about how much of a little shit bruce banner would be??

like that man looks innocent, like he would never leave a thing out of place nevermind prank someone

but in reality we all know he would be the worst of them all

like this man would be matchmaking couples left right and centre, he’d be the one who sets up the glitter bombs above doors and gets JARVIS to blast barbie girl in the lab when tony has fallen asleep

this man would be the reason bucky and clint got their shit together, why tony and steve have stopped tiptoeing around each other, nobody knows what he said to natasha or maria but suddenly that’s a thing

and he would have thor, this giant god of a man, wrapped around his little finger, and yknow how he would use this power? by getting him to put mjolnir on top of the coffee pot so that the poor little coffee addicted avengers couldn’t get their fix of caffeine in the morning

(we all know thor was whipped for bruce)

like cmon y’all are SLEEPING on this

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So some time late last year, @funky-little-lesbien and I were talking about confusion arising from courting rituals in different cultures. And she had this adorable hc about Bruce braiding Thor’s hair and Thor taking it as a marriage proposal. Obviously he is smitten and refuses to take the braids out for like weeks because it’s bad luck to do so before the wedding and… yes.  @strange-creations was kind enough to realize this for me, thank you so very much!

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Bruce has a request to make of Thor, and Thor has a promise for Bruce to keep.

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Or: Bruce wants Thor to help him calm down after Hulking out, and Thor just wants Bruce to stay safe. (Technically written to take place during Infinity War as I am holding onto the hope that these two interact at least once during this film-)

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Yo someone needs to hit me with that gammahammer content, or I'm about to just make stuff all on my lonesome 😂

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bruce when thor tells him he located his brother loki and he's going to be "crashing at our place until he gets back on his feet" but he knows loki is gonna do poppers in their bathroom and never leave:

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Thor, about the wedding with Bruce: I remember, during the service he was crying so hard, he couldn't even say the words "I do". Have you ever seen someone cry so much?

Loki: That was you, idiot, and no

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Natasha: That's a great outfit, Thor

Natasha: I bet it would look even better on Bruce's floor

Bruce: Are you hitting on Thor... for me?

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Natasha [knocking on the door]: You guys fucking?

Bruce [crying]: Yeah

Thor [wrapped in a blanket like a burrito]: Fucking depressed

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so any multilingual person will tell you that some words just hit different depending on the language. and now i’m thinking about that in relation to allspeak and translations, and how the asgardian language translates to sound somewhat archaic because there’s a certain tone to it that is preserved in the process. although he adapts over time, he’d slip back into what is familiar when distracted or having to think on his feet.

and THEN it occurred to me how things especially hit differently when you’re trying to woo someone and heck, the reaction bruce would get if he used a shakespearean sonnet on thor would be o.O like thor wouldn’t really blink at some of the dirtier stuff he saw online because he doesn’t have the same experiences associated with those terms in his head, but say the right things so that they translate back properly and it’s like “WE MUST DISROBE NOW”