british people are so fucked up
don’t pretend you wouldn’t say yes if someone offered to pay you to just sit around being weird in their garden
gonna reactivate my word replacer extension and change every instance of girl and boy into catgirl and catboy respectively
its time society catered to ME
unforseen but not unwelcome consequences
EVEN MORE UNFORSEEN CONSEQUENCES:
IT AFFECTS NETFLIX SUBS
IM GONNA SHITDDGFHGFGDF THIS IS THE BEST
I would like to send a shout-out to every asshole who patronizingly told me 3.5 years ago that I was “overacting” and “hysterical” and “pessimistic” and “dramatic” and that I just needed to calm down because “we’ve survived before, and we’ll survive him too” when I said this fucker was going to kill us.
Ladies, gentlemen, and folks otherwise, I present to you the dishonorable, fascist president doing his best to un-unite the states of America.
He sits with this laptop on his lap and dances his fingers over the keys nonsensically so it makes a typing sound and he wards this knowing little smile on his face as the the light from the device lights up his childish grin— his heart warmed by the knowledge that I know he’s not really using the computer but no one else is paying attention and so me saying anytning about it makes me look insane. We make eye contact every now and again as I help my mom make a craigslist ad. He wants to feel included. And I know he feels this way and is thinking this because I am his spawn and I share this exact fucking psycho thought pattern.
My dad is pretending to be on the computer again
Stoners are fucking annoying but weed should still be legal
I would rather deal with some idiot who thinks that posting greyscale videos of them taking rips from their bong while mouthing dashboard confessional lyrics on snapchat is high art than live in a world where illegal weed is the primary source of labor for the prison industrial system
remember back in m*ddle sch**l when ppl would say “oh so you called me a b*tch? well b*tch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree, a tree is nature, and nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment ;)” bc that’s what some of you guys’ arguments sound like
The fact middle school is censored is adding an indescribable aura to this post.