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drink water. eat ass. vote.

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me not thinking about my boyfriend:

me thinking about my boyfriend:

me fucking seeing my boyfriend:

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WON’T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR? - Official Trailer

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ive befriended a russian reinhardt main in overwatch

we’ve won 6 comp games in a row and i feel like im going to be chasing this high for the rest of my life

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catherine from elders react is all of us

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A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

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“Двуногий, тебе еще рано спать! Как же ритуал вечернего жратвоприношения?”…

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I just did a japanese version from scratch.

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captain raymond holt: an icon™

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big mood

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You gotta see the reaction when this German Shepard realizes his owner isn’t behind him…

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why is this so funny dfjdsjklxckjlxkcvlklfsdkl

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Things my dentist has actually said to me:

“Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.”

“When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren’t bleeding which means I’m either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly”

“You don’t need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don’t worry your insurance will cover it.”

“Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can’t order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone.”

“Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour…or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too.”

“I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don’t let you do that as a regular doctor.”

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Has anyone ever seen that picture of the horse in the pool with the sunglasses wearing dog in its back and the ’D’ from the Hollywood sign thrown in the bushes?

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moana makes the best faces (alternatively: moodboard)

and i mean these two scenes alone could fill up multiple photosets:

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me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me