evthys: guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
amen, on the bottom bunk: honestly fuck you.
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sherlock: this might be a problem.
irene: well that's a feckin understatement if i've ever heard one-
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dionysus: *walks in in corn costume holding vodka* hey shuckers, who's ready to shucking party
all gods: you are not welcome here
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selena: [loses prima in a crowd]
selena: …
selena: finally
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selena: i'd sleep with one eye open if i were you.
prima: bitch please, i don't sleep.
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marta: if i have to clean up one more bloodstain from this carpet, im going to fucking murder somebody.
frederick: sounds a little counterproductive.
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agatha: i need to stop doing something stupid every day.
alex: *is offended* excuse me? are you getting tired of me?
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agatha: how are you not fucking terrified right now?
alex: compared to the family get-togethers I’m forced to attend twice a year, this is actually rather tame.
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