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in trying to ban nipples tumblr has forced me to see the word “nipples” more times in one evening than I have in my entire 8 years on this website

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This yt comment.

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“female presenting nipple” my ass

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tumblr staff has small [CENSORED] energy

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my mom just told me not to dress like a slut and im wearing a pair of jeans and a sweatshirt so you can imagine how she reacts when i wear a dress

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i found the cute boy’s instagram acc? but im not telling my friend because he told him that i thought he was cute

#fuck lmao #im a legend

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i had coffee with milk and now my stomach hurts

#im a whole dumbass

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#im fuckinf dead

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yall know when your mom on the phone with her relatives and then shes actin all nice w you and the second she hangs up she starts yellin about how youre ungrateful and a pain in her ass

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They did surgery on a grape.jpeg

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no offense but yall gotta stop acting like its the end of the world if a bi girl ends up with a guy

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wait for it, i promise it’s worth it

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hypothesis: the salt & pepper diner experiment can no longer be conducted as it stands, because everyone is now fully attuned to the opening bars of tom jones’ “what’s new pussycat?”, classically conditioned into a fight-or-flight response. however, this experience can be replicated using 21 back-to-back plays of lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″, as the general response to “mambo no. 5″ being played twice in a row is not, “hey someone’s playing “mambo no. 5″ again,” but rather, “hey, lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″ is a lot longer than i first thought.”

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Fuck you. I’m never coming back after the way you treated me. I hate you-🖕

god i am just. So Sorry. i sincerely apologize for responding to your creepy, passive aggressive anonymous messages with memes. my heart yearns to apologize. how will i ever deal with this. i simply cannot cope. idk how ill go on with this weighing on my mind. i can never come on tumblr ever again. i will have to go live in a forest and never use the internet for the rest of my life

anyway you wanna know how you treated us? you yelled at us for stupid reasons including not being available to talk, sent people stuff even after they asked you to stop, guilt tripped us, never apologized for anything, and you werent friendly!! you just seemed angry all the time!! and you just didnt care about my friends obviously!! you never gave a shit about their interests!! and i tried so fucking hard to make everyone happy and it didnt work cause everyone else was trying except you. so im not the fucking problem here and i thought you mightve gotten the hint that we all blocked you that we DONT want you to come back because it felt like we were walking on fucking eggshells trying not to make you mad. im surprised you didnt leave first because you sure did threaten to!!!!! anyway im too fucking nice and i cant ever be harsh and its fucked up my life so now im gonna be harsh and im gonna say, if you didnt want people to be annoyed at you you should have been a better friend. im not fucking sorry for not being nice to you when you send me passive aggressive messages on anon, because you KNOW ive been sent this shit on anon before. maybe anon hate is all you count for now. dont think we will let you back even if you wanted us to.

#tyler and viva are wholly correct #i wasnt as involved in this but we all felt uncomfortable #so like i dont even know if this person is reading the tags #but if they are #fuck off #because even though i've been gone for a couple months #we all know that you're wrong here

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i lost my wallet and he was tryna get pe clothes while i was tryna get a new student ID and he was so sweet he said “oh i hope you find your wallet!” i was like bitch me sjfhksjfh? i aint even smiled at you and you’re bein such a good person i almost cried

tHeReS a cUtE nEw BoY aT sChOoL aNd HeS fRoM bElGiUm AnD hEs ReAlLy PrEtTy

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he has long hair!! and he speaks 3 languages fluently and im over here not being able to speak english properly

tHeReS a cUtE nEw BoY aT sChOoL aNd HeS fRoM bElGiUm AnD hEs ReAlLy PrEtTy

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tHeReS a cUtE nEw BoY aT sChOoL aNd HeS fRoM bElGiUm AnD hEs ReAlLy PrEtTy

#ignore me