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HoL Room Headcanons

Since the conversation fell on this topic, here are my thoughts on how life in our MCs' shared areas would be like.

Sen, Yunan and Julia's room: only the softest lo-fi music playing in the background, or else, a light, relaxing silence. The place is dimly lit up by glowing crystals, painting the polaroids hung up to the wall with their distinctive hue. There's always a strong scent of freshly done laundry.

The roommates go about their day in a calm, pleasant manner, and are highly encouraged to leave things in the same places. That way, Julia can memorize where everything is and manage to move around on her own.

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Bernadette, Usako and Lia's room: absolutely the house's sapphic heaven. The music in the background is varied: it'll go from pop to rock to soundtracks and indie tunes. Their room is mostly tidy, though out of practical reasons: their interests are so many and diverse they need much space to store anything related to them, without ever mixing them up.

Fairy lights illuminate the place all over, there are polaroids hung up too, but they definitely seem less professional than those Sen takes. Bernadette's designed space is immediately recognizable by the amount of plants on the shelves. Usako's space has two small chests she puts her dolls and materials in. Overall, the room smells of tea, but is quite stuffy because of how many items it contains.

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Kara, Maryus and Horizon's room: WAP and Boss Bitch are on repeat, plus any rap song Horizon and Ary are into at that moment. In the eventuality of them listening to softer beats, I'm sorry, they probably smuggled weed into the house. Somehow. The entire place reeks of Doritos mixed to Ary's sweat and the dust and dirt that has gathered on Kara's collection. Her trinkets most likely fill up the only bookshelf there. There's a trash bag that's been untouched for two months.

This trio probably owns the comfiest beds, however, they're constantly undone and the blankets are scattered here and there. The burgundy moquette is entirely stained. Up on the wall you could see posters of early 2000's bands, as well as solified bubblegum Horizon stuck there at the very beginning of the exchange. There is a specific skateboard on the floor that everyone has stepped on at least once, sending them flying all across the House of Lamentation. Including Lucifer.

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Reese, Gerik and Oliver's room: it's a boy only room, what do you expect? The second most chill place, Reese is probably the only one to make it a little more lively with his streaming. Oliver's and Gerik's safe haven. Kinda messy, but in a home-like, comfortable manner. In it, there's a constant scent of men's deodorant, as well as chicken flavor instant ramen.

As for decoration, there's actually not much to say: it's quite bland, lit up by Reese's game set and made a little more interesting by the presence of Oliver's spellbooks and notes. Becomes a storage room as the program ends, since Reese is pretty much left alone by then, and would move in with Mammon.

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Gah I love Pyrion already uwu 

Introducing a new OM OC. Pyrion

AUGH I HAVE TO DESCRIBE HIS PHYSICAL FEATURES FIRST OKAY.

He has a mole underneath his right eye. Firey red hair, which turns orange after a few centimeters off his head. Well built, uhhhhhhhh tanish skin. The flesh around his hands, up to midway of his forearms, his skin feels leathery, as if they had been burnt one too many times. Eye color is an orange red. He always often wears a royal blue collar thing (I don't know clothing, fuck) with two great metal weighted pins, holding it down onto him.

He cannot travel around too freely without it, as he is assigned as a gaurdian angel. Otherwise he'll be sent back up to the celestial realm for traspassing borders without permission.

Okay so here's what I'm thinking

MC (his assigned human to protect) suddenly disappeared while he was away to take care of business up in the Celestial Realm. He starts losing his mind, wondering how he failed and why he failed to serve, the one day he was given rest.

One day, after stressing out to his companions, he felt a wave of primal fear inside his human. MC. There should never be a chance for an angel's assigned human to feel this unless they are getting directly attacked by something bigger than their meek monkey form. Ghosts, angels, monsters, demons. What? Where are they? Throwing on his cloak again, he dives down and roams across the whole planet. Day and night, never resting until he found his human, hia cloak gave him immeasurable stamina, strength, speed, and a pass to all worlds, everywhere. No where has he found them yet. Please be okay.

Eventually, after accepting his fate and deciding to finally face his father (god, whatever) he feels a huge spike of primal fear inside MC. His eyes go wide in shock, suddenly realizing where this shock is coming from, and from what. Is his human really inside hell????

He rushes out of heaven, throwing on his cloak and falls down there to save his human.

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"YOU, a human!" Lucifer shouts.

Spreading your arms before Beel and Luke, a feeble attempt of protecting them both. Honestly, what can you do?

But then as soon as Lucifer was this close to touching you.

Fire erupted in the room, orange blaze flared the walls into a vibrant orange, one you'd only see in the sky back home. Behind you, Beel's eyes widened and Luke's mouth gapped.

Lucifer was set ablaze, his voice was muted in a cage of crackling flames. Almost as if the air around him no longer allowed sound to pass through.

He doesn't care right now that MC is staring at him like he had a whole elephant trunk on his face. A stranger,he is to MC, even though he's known them their whole life. "Where the fuck have you been!?? I could have lost my job with you! Why wasn't I warned about this?"

In that moment, his inner dad came out. Stressed. Angry. Frustrated. Sad. Relieved. MC doesn't know why they're getting yelled at by this sudden guy, but it certainly was a strange situation to be in.

Certainly

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I want to hug and smooch my beloved griffin pleasee <3 Its sounds so god damn CUTE

mcs+demon boys best hp subject

I got a similar request from Dreamy including their worst subjects, so I will answer for the MCs here and for the demons in a separate reply! Hope you don't mind too much!

Sen

Her best subjects respectively are Charms and Astronomy. While they may seem generic subjects, they manage to make her one of the students with the widest, most extensive knowledge.

She's always loved taking pictures of the starlit night sky, so studying it in detail now pretty much feels like a dream.

Has a magic charm for any situation. Did you accidentally sit on your glasses? She has the solution. Did your pet disappear? She will find it. Are you dying? She—

Sen is sort of a model student, so she's not bad at anything in particular, though one time she tried Divination and totally hated it. Thank God it's not mandatory.

Yunan

Also good at Charms, but she only truly sparks during History of Magic lessons.

Mostly because it's one of the subjects she gets to revise along with Satan, who threatens to turn her into a cat should she ever fail this particular class.

Yen is also trying to improve her Defence Against the Dark Arts skills, just in case, but for now she really struggles with it.

Not too good at Potions either, help her.

Horizon

No wonder she's great at Defence Against the Dark Arts and Flying.

Once ran into a troll and singlehandedly kicked his ass. This is part of the reason why she was chosen for the Triwizard Tournament when it happened.

Probably knew how to ride a broom even as a kid. While the other students were just hoping to stay balanced, she was already doing somersaults in the air.

Bad at everything else, but doesn't care.

Sometimes sneaks in Care of Magical Creatures to see her beloved griffin.

Bernadette

Dude, are you even wondering? Basically an Herbology and Potions goddess.

Everyone comes to her whenever they have trouble with these subjects since she's so approachable. However, she may ask Julia for help sometimes.

Has an interest in Study of Ancient Runes, but the teacher is awful and she has trouble keeping up with the others.

Really bad at Defence Against the Dark Arts too. Had to be rescued that one time she got set up against a Boggart.

Usako

Her best subjects are Transfiguration and Flying, as well as her elective class that is Care of Magical Creatures.

Has lots of fun turning common objects into tiny critters and colorful accessories for her to wear. Probably got a warning for abusing this power, though.

Can't stand History of Magic. Boring. She sometimes skips and hangs out with Horizon, Reese and Mammon instead.

Reese

Does pretty well at Astronomy and Herbology, they come easy to him because they're faster to understand and don't require much trial and error.

Is in Care of Magical Creatures along with Usako and absolutely loves it.

Tried Alchemy just to get some gold.

Either doesn't mind too much or has trouble with the other subjects, and often skips class with his boyfriend.

Julia

Again, a goddess, this time in Potions and Transfiguration. Does really well in Divination too, and offers to do readings for her friends and paying customers.

Decent at Alchemy too! This lady wants to discover how to become immortal.

Students and teachers are always amazed by how much she can do.

Her knowledge is intimidating to be fair.

Bad at Flying for pretty obvious reasons.

Lia

Excellent results in Defence Against the Dark Arts and History of Magic, subjects that kind of represent her personality.

Practices along with Lucifer, who is pissed, but secretly proud, whenever she lands a successful hit on him.

Overall one of the most serious and composed students what the fuck.

Doesn't really enjoy Herbology.

#Griffin #Harry Potter AU #Reblog

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Sounds like our lovable idiot-

om bros qudditch positons/teams??

Alright, since I got a whole bunch of requests for the HP AU I will answer the quickest ones now and perhaps make a masterpost later!

Lucifer

This dude's the definition of a Slytherin. Therefore he's in the Slytherin team.

Not so surprisingly, he is both the team's Captain and Seeker: he got Diavolo's and Barbatos' positions after they graduated.

A huge asshole when playing, he will do anything to catch everyone's attention and leave them absolutely speechless.

Mammon

He's so stupid. Gryffindor.

Mammon used to be amazing at playing as a Seeker. The key word being used.

This dude was literally a sports genius but he couldn't follow the rules for shit so he got expelled from the team during like his fourth year or something.

Leviathan

You can't tell me he plays, seriously.

Is in charge of the school's broadcasts announcing the date of the games and provides commentary with Mammon.

Either way, he's a Hufflepuff.

Satan

Oh boy. Definitely a Ravenclaw.

Satan most likely tried Quidditch out of pressure from everyone else wanting to see him in the field, then discovered he's actually pretty good at it and stayed.

A Beater who WILL knock you off your broom with no hesitation whatsoever. Probably the best Beater in the school.

Asmodeus

Yet another Gryffindor, in my opinion.

Didn't want to play Quidditch at first because it implied getting dirty, sweaty and potentially hurt as well. It was a big no no until Mammon was expelled.

He initially applied as a Seeker to truly be the icon of the entire team, though he kept getting hit and falling off, so at this point he's just happy being a Keeper.

Beelzebub

Hufflepuff! Biggest Hufflepuff there is!

Has been in the Quidditch team ever since day one and definitely won't leave anytime soon. At least until graduation.

Beater, however he's very considerate and makes sure not to hit other players in dangerous and sensitive places such as their head, their neck and stomach.

Belphegor

Hufflepuff along with his twin brother.

His twin brother also dragged him so he could finally be active or have some fun. Didn't really like it but eh, whatever.

Literally the worst Keeper in history. He can literally fall asleep in the middle of a game and not feel sorry about it.

As a result, the others do their best not to let the Quaffle reach his position, ever.

Bonus! Side Characters!

Diavolo and Barbatos were respectively a Chaser and a Seeker before eventually graduating out of Hogwarts. Oh, and they both belonged to Slytherin.

Solomon is another snake baby. He is a Chaser, though he initially applied to be a Beater. Didn't have enough beef for it.

Simeon and Luke are Hufflepuff, and while one is already a Chaser, the other is still too young to try to play. He's still learning how to fly on a magic broom.

#reblog #obey me

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YOU INCLUDED THE SALT CRYSTALS! :D

Also Goose and Belphie is just sweet uwu

So this is Goose's worst conversations with the bros. Get ready to feel the emotion the bros feel whenever they see Goose.

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Lucifer: Goose

Goose: Lucifer?

Lucifer: You know how last week, you put potted plants upside down onto the ceiling for the science fair project to see if the seeds will still grow upwards?

Lucifer: And it fell down?

Goose: Yes

Lucifer: And landed on Diavolo's head?

Goose: Yes

Lucifer: And how you escaped punishment for that time.

Goose, turning their feet: Yes

Lucifer: *transforms into his demon form while pulling out a rope*

Goose: I'M FAST I'M VERY FAST-

Lucifer: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSE

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Goose: Mammon-

Mammon: No thank you

Goose: Mammon come back here-

Mammon: I don't know this guy

Goose: Mammon-

Mammon: Please Goose, just go away-

Goose: But I have an important question!

Goose: Do you or do you not have contacts with Mr. Krabs?

Mammon: * r u n s *

Goose: ARE YOU HELPING MR. KRABS OR CAN MR. KRABS HELP YOU?

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Levi, playing games with Goose: Goose no

Goose, playing games with Levi: Why not

Levi: You're on your last life and I can't defeat the boss by myself, don't go fight this guy, we can just sneak past him.

Goose: But xp

Levi: Goose

Goose: I think I can take him.

Levi: Don't, I'm not going to revive you.

Goose: I have good enough defense.

Levi: Stop

Goose: I'm going

*Goose ends up bringing the enemy guy to kill Levi first and then Goose*

The game: Player 2 is now dead

The game: Player 1, you are now on your last life

Levi: ...

Goose:

Levi: .....

Goose:

Levi: ........

Goose: L-

Levi: Get out

Goose: Levi-

Levi: Go

Goose: Levi please-

Levi: No

Goose: I can do better-

Levi: Get

Goose: I-

Levi: Out

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Satan: Goose

Goose, drinking soda: Huh?

Satan: How do you do that?

Goose, putting away the soda behind their neck: Do what

Satan: Tha.. That

Goose, now sucking on a lollipop: What?

Satan: Where did that lollipop come from-

Goose: This one? *waves it around*

Satan: Yes

Goose: It's not a lollipop

Satan: What-

Goose: *claps their hands onto the lollipop and it turns into a pocket knife*

Satan: How-

Goose: That is for me to know, and you to keep wondering.

Goose: *engulfs the pocket knife into their hand and continues sipping from their soda*

Satan:

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Asmo, getting used to Goose's goosedness: Goose your feathers are dirty.

Goose: Huh? I didn't even notice. Where?

Asmo: *goes to pinch it off* Right here-

Asmo: *pulls out a small plactic can with the word 'Playdough' on it*

Goose: Oh that's where it went, I've been looking for this for years.

Goose: *opens it* Eugh, I guess the salt got to it first.

Asmo:

Goose: *eats the salt*

Goose: *gags*

Goose: *closes the can and throws it far away into the Devildom sky* Never again

Asmo: *is near faint*

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Beel: -Which is why I don't try avocado and eggs together anymore.

Goose: All because of a little joke?

Beel: Yeah..

Goose: I gotta say, this joke is golden-

Beel's tummy:

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Goose:

Beel:

Goose: I think I have food on me somewhere-

Goose: *pulls out an avocado sandwich and a hard boiled egg*

Beel:

Goose:

Beel: :l

Goose: *offers up the food*

Beel: >:l

Goose: Listen, I didn't know I had these, I thought I ate them already okay?

Goose: And you don't have to eat them together, just take one-

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Belphie: Goose stop

Goose: But-

Belphie: We're not friends anymore remember?

Goose: Of course we still are. :C

Goose: Remember that time when I put a lighter shade of black dye into Lucifer's hair gel?

Goose: And then whenever he sees a mirror he just can't figure out what's wrong with his look for today but nobody else noticed?

Belphie: Yes

Belphie: But this

Belphie: *pointing at the pillowcase over his pillow* Is unforgivable

The pillowcase is a poorly drawn printed picture of Goose and Belphie setting the world on fire with the words, "Best friends" on it.

Belphie, failing to contain his smile: This is so stupid Goose.

Goose: I know

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This is amazing xD Very much adequate uwu

ship headcanons: mc gets sick

Leviathan x Bernadette:

is it the time?? the long awaited episode where the love interest gets sick??  hello?? his time has come

except he knows like batshit abt what to do when his lover is sick

spends like an hour freaking the f u c k out because bern?? are you ok?? talk to me honey are you dying?? is everything alright??

i mean, he knows that you need the towel and the soup so he isn’t entirely hopeless

no sickies in his room pls and thanks, cant have no germs on his precious figures. plus where would bern sit in his room? there is no rest only weeb here.

has a cooler body temperature compared to the other brothers. his hands are always fucking cold man, who needs a towel when you have levi’s hands? 

watches anime with her. then realizes it’s actually straining her, so he actually holds back from watching to wait for her

pls he tries his best

Solomon x Horizon:

“wdym you aren’t coming over today” “dude im sick” “sick what? are you sick of my shit? too bad you have to deal with me~ “no im like sick sick i cant” “shit im sorry hold on ill be right there babe”

snip snap he works his fucking magic and she’s well again

except his magic makes her feel like 10x as worse before becoming better the next day so she would rather not do it that way

solomon thinks she’s a pussy, brave it out for like 12 hours and ur fine the next day “just do it, i’ll make you feel better” “12 hours of torture? for a cold? hell nah”

hori is a bit more sensitive when she’s sick so solomon isn’t as annoying

treats her rather nicely actually

“babe please sit down” “no i wanna-” “n o” “i’m fine” “you are not fine do you feel your own fever- oh there she went. she fainted.” 

Lucifer x Lia

lmao bitch wont even touch you unless he has gloves and a mask bc what will happen if he gets sick?? god forbid he has to take a day off

she insists on going to school but lucifer makes her stay at home

lucifer is really sick of her getting so irritable like my god just cooperate stop snapping at him 

hires the royal doctor to take care of her because his princess deserves the best

and because he’s too prideful to admit he knows shit when it comes to taking care of a sick human

caught a cold afterwards bcause god hates him

thats funny of me to say

sits by the bed and spoon feeds lia soup during the peak of her illness

Barbatos x Julia

barbatos barely has to do anything because julia is prepared. she’s a competent witch

that doesn’t stop him from fretting on the inside

isn’t as overbearing/skittish as the others, but makes sure he checks in on her everynow and then

julia finds out he makes insanely good soup, i mean she already knew that but he cooked it specifically for her when she’s sick

sometimes julia will fake sick to eat it

she does become a lot grumpier and kinda clingy when sick, since her senses are a little messed up with the cold making it a little harder to perceive things so she leans on barbatos for this

julia once tripped and fell when she was heading to the bathroom during a high fever and barb had a fucking heart attack

Mammon x Reese

someone actually save these two. like my god.

mammon becomes really sulky in school and refuses to do anything without reese around 

reese will haul himself to school but mammon hauls his ass right back to bed then proceed to complain about reese’s absence. 

“dude you okay?” “yeah it’s jsut a little stuffy nose.” “you don’t look very good.” “just a little dizzy, i’m sure it’ll go away” “bRUH-”

mammon slams open the door to catch reese streaming on deviltube because reese is bored

back to bed a g a i n mammon is about to lose his cool

mammon knows shit about taking care of a sick human but this is his human you’re talking about, so he goes and buys expensive medicine

claims his finger slipped when buying it lmao

eventually mammon falls asleep next to reese’s bed

and catches a cold from being the idiot who continues to ask for kisses

Beelzebub x Sen

beelzebub is so confused but tries his best

goes to barbatos to learn how to make soup for sen because soup always makes him feel better

sen complains about feeling cold, and beel knows he has the highest body temperature out of the demons and has a pretty strong immune system from eating god knows what so he has no qualms about crawling into bed with sen and cuddling her so she’s warm

i mean she actually has a fever but sen slapped on one of those menthol cooling patches on her forehead so it’s gucci

beel’s hands are large and warm. instant heating pads. 

really attentive and sits by her bed like a sad puppy asking if she needs anything 

since he has a habit of guarding lucifer’s room when said brother is sick, he guards sen’s room too. just kinda sits in front with his ddd and a pile of snacks, inconveniencing everyone who tries to pass by the hallway

Belphegor x Usako

walks around house of lamentation wrapped in a blanket and leaving tissues in her wake

why is she so mopey my god belphegor doesn’t have the energy for this. slaps a cold towel on her forehead and passes out on the floor

usako literally refuses to rest so belphe has to cast a sleeping spell on her to get her to stay down and recover

belphe goes to ask beel how to help usako get better since beel seems to have better success with sen

you have to realize belphie, sen and beel are like one of the only functional couples here ok.

“why are you so fussy just eat the medicine.” “sTOP FUSSING” “MY GOD JUST EAT IT” belphie is like yey close to flipping his shit

accidentally made her cry because she’s sensitive and belphie sighs really loudly as if to say “damn ur annoying” but goes to cuddle her anyways and presses kisses to her forehead to pacify her

she shows up the next day 100% genki genki and belphie is like “??? weren;t you just sniffling and coughing and having a fever yesterday what happened to you” 

Satan x Yen

satan is probably one of the only competent boyfriends here ngl

has read a ton of books and spends his time reading random things on the internet so he figures out what yen might need

except the damn girl is always sleeping and it’s time for her daily dose of medicine which unlike usako, she doesn’t kick up a fuss over eating. 

gets sick pretty easily and is prone to high fevers. satan ignores her complaining as he places cold towels on her back and forehead. 

yen’s usually too tired and sluggish to actually put up a struggle so there’s just a lot of verbal whining abt the cold 

becomes kinda childish when sick, when she’s really tired and about to fall asleep, she’ll tug on satan’s sleeve and ask him to stay a while

also gets really clingy and hates being alone 

but she’s asleep like 99% of the time lmao

#MCs #Sick #ships #reblog

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Dats some good angst- ;w;

[fic] come here

ship: uhhhhh satan x yen if you squint real hard

words: 915

summary: in the aftermath of that night, they slowly moved on. 

warnings: tw; depression, suicide

a/n: based off an AU rp that @erasingworlds made. there’s a lot of left out info since it was said in rp and i simply didn’t carry it over here but uh yes

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It had started three years ago.

Julia had reappeared with Solomon, flying through their once peaceful life, leaving a fiery mess in their wake. It extended and spread throughout all three realms. From the angels to the demons to the humans, they all felt the repercussions of what happened. Some would only feel a strange shift for a moment, before continuing on with their lives like nothing happened. For some select individuals, it would turn their worlds upside down. The girl had moved in with Sen a few days after, packing up all her things. Her parents had visited after one too many missed calls to find she had fled with no trace.

Keep reading

#reblog #angst #itdobegood

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✰ MC HC’s ✰

Yen:

 I imagine you as a softie-

Definite Straight A Student, I bet you study with Satan 24/7

Whenever Bold Yen strikes, everyone is like- o.o

When Yen’s not reading or practicing magic, she would go outside and stroll around the garden. If not alone, I imagine she would be with either Satan, Julia, or Sen.

Yen strikes me as a person who would sing to herself when she’s alone.

She seems thoughtful and considerate, so she’s the go-to for when you need advice.

Daydreamer

Probably learns K-Pop dances in her spare time

Doubt she gets in trouble often

I feel like Yen is a good artist. Like if I entered her room, i expect to find water-colored paintings and die of how pretty it would look-

O r g a n i z e d ✰

Sen:

Ah yes, the mother-

I feel like Sen would bake pastries just to make us happy. And it does-

Who needs Gordon Ramsay when you have this Queen

She helps the chaotic group get out of trouble sometimes

Always stands up for herself, not the one to backdown.

If a demon flirts, harasses, or threatens her friends, she will do her best to protect them, even if that means standing up to the most dangerous of demons.

Sen is someone who will listen to you if you needed to vent.

I imagine Sen getting Deja Vu quite a bit, idk why but i guess she does in this hc

Sen would remind the MC’s to do their hw

Because of Sen’s caring nature, I imagine her bringing hurt animals home to help them

Probably has a wall of polaroids hanging in her room

Lia:

I feel like she flirts with random demons for the fun of it sometimes-

I feel like Lia is an outdoorsy person

Can probably deliver hella good roasts

Although she knows some people’s ideas are idiotic, she hypes them up to do it anyways as long as she doesn’t get in trouble

Can flirt her way out of trouble with other demons, but not with Lucifer- (at most, a lighter punishment)

Messy room

I feel like you would commonly wear white shoes because duh, they’re cute and match everything

Competitive, can be your partner in crime uwu

If there is something she really wants, she will fight your ass for it

If you need comforting, she will put all sarcasm and snarkiness aside to make you feel better-

Reese:

You talk in your sleep my guy

Like Levi, you have a stash of food somewhere, so you don’t have to leave your room for food when you’re streaming

“Sleep? What’s That?”

Probably has okay grades, gaming is hard work y’know-

Since you’re with Mammon, bullshit has also become your middle name- Lucifer: Smh

I imagine you having posters hanging, maybe a couple of figurines

You help Mammon with his homework-

You occasionally play with Mammon’s hair, but he only let’s you, no one else

If you can’t find Mammon after quite a while, i feel like you would worry and search high and low for that boi to make sure Lucifer hasn’t fed him to Cerberus

You give out some of the best hugs uwu

Gerik:

Almost never gets in trouble

Demon girls and boys flirt with him for fun

Avoids Lucifer like he’s the fucking plague

Whenever something changes, he’s the one to always notice

Gerk seems artistic- i imagine seeing sketches thrown on the floor in his room

If there’s a fight, he does his best to try and stop it

You love chocolate. You strike me as someone who loves chocolate. I love chocolate too owo

This boi is a god at chess

HAS HANDWRITING THAT LOOKS LIKE A PRINTER PRINTED IT OUT RIGHT THEN AND THERE HORI IS JEALOUS

Usako:

Her locker is probably decorated inside, along with a mirror, spare lipstick, lip-gloss, chapstick, the works (Asmo is proud)

Pre-plans outfits for events

Her cheery mood reminds me of Cotton Candy

Hydroflask? Scrunchies? Sksksksk

Has cute accessories, Mammon once sneaked in and stole some to sell, thinking she wouldn’t notice. She did-

Has stuffed animals on her bed

Definitely outgoing, even made a couple of demon friends!

Good at naming things, comes up with the cutest names for pets and items!

Good actress

Competitive

Bet you have a secret stash of lollipops

Bernadette:

I feel like you would talk to your plants a lot uwu

Soft, slow music is your thing

BIRDS LOVE YOU

You probably know what every single flower in the world is called

You make the best tea, Barbatos is jelly

The helper!

Gets moody whenever Lucifer is less than a meter away from her

You have brush pens and can do the cutest cursive lettering

Misses the sunlight

Pulls all-nighters to game with Levi

Helps Mammon with pranks once in a while to annoy the shit out of Lucifer

Julia:

Will call you out if she catches you lying

Lucifer is kind of fond of her because he can use her to figure out if his brothers or the humans are lying about something

He probably gives her lighter punishments in return

Probably call you out if you’re flustered, she can see auras my guy

That cane has beat people at least a million times

Has common sense, does not lack that one bit

Would self- sacrifice to save someone she loves/cares about

Unfazed when the talk of terrible curses comes up, she already knows about this shit most of the time

When she’s sarcastic, its hard to tell

Will have mercy on you, depends on what you did

Can forgive, but she’s also someone who can’t forget

Ary:

Loves coffee

Bet you read tons of magazines

If you need opinions, she’s good at criticism

If Gerik gets in trouble, she is most likely the reason

picky eater (its okay, me 2)

Good at coming up with ideas- (most of the time not useful)

Goose:

Will watch the world burn while sitting down and drinking tea.

Could be the cause of the world burning

Honk

#hcs #thefam #OM MCs #hehe

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Oh hohoho sips tea I’ll be waiting for something to go down, don’t mind me~

What's your most and least favorite traits of the MCs?

[Julia]: “Oh, well that is certainly one way to put me on the spot... allow me to think...” “Out of those in our group, Bernadette’s aura is the most bubbly. It is adorable, really, but her constant apologies for no reason can get quite vexing. I understand she feels compelled to and is trying to be nice, but if it was not for the fact I can read auras, I would have a hard time taking her apologies seriously.” “Gerik’s pureness is probably my favorite trait about him, as it gives him such a soft, gentle and kind aura. He seriously needs to grow a backbone, though.” “The sense of justice in Horizon is admirable. She wants to ensure the best for everyone and protect those around her, but goodness can she let that get to her head. It makes her reckless and, honestly, rather foolish.” “Lia seems quite straightforward, which is refreshing. I am used to many meaning something else by their words, which is why I am constantly on guard about reading auras, but she means what she says. She does not seem to think too much before acting, though, which can be annoying.” “My goodness can Reese get blinded by love. He is constantly giving away his money for Mammon, who I understand he cherishes and seeing the love between them is adorable but, really, stop fueling stupidity. That being said, his love for people is something I envy, as he shows kindness to even those who do not deserve it.” “Sen is... probably the only other person besides me who will help diffuse fights, which I greatly appreciate. She is very nurturing. The way she tends to question everyone is what bothers me the most about her. While I understand her issues regarding trust, it can also be a bit insulting.” “Usako stinks. Literally. I strongly dislike the smell of cigarettes, and while she does not smoke too often, it bothers me whenever she does. Do not let her know this, but I have recently put a curse on her so whenever she lights a cigarette, it will disintegrate. Other than that, though, she seems like someone to take initiative when it is called for, which is amazing.” “Yen’s enthusiasm to learn magic grants me a companion to practice spells with, which I appreciate. She does also pick up information quickly. My least favorite trait about her would probably be how oblivious she is.” “I believe that is everyone... Huh, I am missing someone? Who? Maryus? Oh... well, I do believe she is a very smart individual, however...” “She can rot.”

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Lmao this is amazing i love it!!

animal mc headcanons pls aaa

Reese

▷  He’s a Lion!

▷  Yes I am aware he’s babey but he’s a Leo and also fluffy hair = mane

▷  If you thought he was already cuddly get ready for him to be even more so-

▷  He can’t roll his r’s but suddenly HE CAN PURR

▷  Sleepy cuddles 2.0 (bc apparently lions are sleepy bastards-)

▷  Manages to be less stuttery than usual

▷  No touchy who he wants to hang out with, he becomes protective/territorial

Usako

▷  Okay, yeah yeah, Rabbit. But hear me out: Chinchilla

▷  Also a v soft fluffy animal

▷  Still high energy too?? Just in the middle of the night oop

▷  Look y’all she already puffs out her cheeks when she pouts n stuff-

▷  Starts playing w/ her hair a lot more and pays more attention to how it looks

▷  Will probably end up walking in on her in a blanket fort/cave

▷  Gets jumpy when she’s happy!! Lil happiness hops!

Yen

▷  Sorry to be basic but uhhh cat

▷  Look man, cats are soft, she’s soft, do ya rlly need much more than that-

▷  Does the little like, chirp that cats do when smth catches her attention ▷  CAT CUCUMBER JUMP WHEN SHE GETS STARTLED-

▷  We been know she likes her hair played with but now she likes it even more

▷  v soft purrs when she gets happy

▷  She unconsciously will gently bap ppl with her tail when she’s in a good mood

Bern

▷  Big frog energy tbh-

▷  LOOK FROGS ARE SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND OKAY??

▷  C’mon y’all, you can’t get much more cottagecore than frogs

▷  She ends up spending more time in Levi’s room than normal bc wet

▷  “Where’d Bern go” looks outside to see her head poking up from a pond

▷  Expect some tight hugs (man I want a Bern hug-) ▷  Also jumpy but more selective abt it. Definitely accidentally bumped the ceiling

Julia

▷  Owl!!

▷  I mean… seeing auras is kinda like night vision??

▷  Anywho she’s def one of the mom™s of the group so she gets the wise thingy

▷  Brings blankets and stuff over to her workstation so now it’s like a nest

▷  Now she even looks like she’s staring into ur soul when she’s looking at auras

▷  Sometimes when she’s thinkin her head will kinda jerk around bc birb

▷  Protecc mode puff ups-

Lia

▷  Ok hear me out…. Wolverine

▷  We been know she’s snappy and wolverines are aggressive

▷  No fear, only teeth

▷  If you’re able to get close enough to hug: v warm

▷  Fluffy but touchy = goodbye hand

▷  Will eat p much anything u put in front of her now oop

▷  May not get cool metal knuckle claws, but claws nonetheless

Sen

▷  Cheetah!!

▷  Mom mode activated tbh gdfgfhdfj

▷  Does the hunting cooking

▷  Now even faster to swoop in when it’s mom time™

▷  Purring/chirping during hugs??? Yes???

▷  Just casually wandering around, sharing spaces

▷  Gets v v protective over the babies of the group

Hori

▷  Feelin Hyena on this one

▷  Fiesty but still social

▷  Look if u thought she wasn’t pulling comebacks before-

▷  Her belting songs made me think of Be Prepared okay-

▷  Honestly just vibing ▷  If you get her to laugh she’ll go off

▷  If she’s in an affectionate mood she’ll end up all over the person she’s with

Gerik

▷  Chicken. Sorry not sorry but he’s a scaredy-cat

▷  He gets wings just big enough to flutter when he jumps-

▷  He gets a lot of food jokes made sir I am so sorry-

▷  Usually running from danger but now he runs from water too oop

▷  HE GETS THE FUCKIN DANGLY THING ON HIS CHIN-

▷  Will lowkey flock to whoever can/will protect him (pls protecc)

▷  “Where’s Gerik?” points to ceiling where he is sleeping in the rafters

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*wheeze* I love this-

Ok so how about a scenario of Barbatos vs Gordon Ramsey then? Heheh

I'm just thinking about it now tbh and it's cracking me up 😂😂😂😂. Just Gordon walking around FUMIN at them all not even Barbatos tbh because I think B would be pretty good and Gordon would be impressed with him ahahaha, I hope people understand Ramsey reference's haha

Gordon: BEEL! STOP FUCKING EATING THINGS!!!!!

Beel: Sorry chef.

Gordon: MAMMON YOU FUCKIN DOUGHNUT THIS BEEF WAS SUPPOSE TO GO OUT 10 MINUTES AGO!!!

Mammon: *panicked and sweating* YES CHEF!

Gordon: *putting two slices of bread either side of Asmo's head* WHAT ARE YOU?

Asmo: A snack? *giggles*

Gordon: GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT!! NOW!

Levi: Here's the chicken chef.

Gordon: JESUS LEVI ITS SO RAW ITS STILL GOT A FUCKIN HEARTBEAT! DO IT AGAIN

Levi: *crying* yes chef..

Gordon: WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!

Everyone: *SCREAMING*

Gordon: SATAN?! WHATS TAKING SO LONG?!

Satan: STOP FUCKING SHOUTING AT ME YOU UGLY WALNUT LOOKING FUCKER!

Gordon: You what mate?!

Satan: COME ON THEN! YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?!

Gordon: GET OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN!

Satan: WITH PLEASURE!! *throws his hat and apron down in a huff*

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#GordanRamseyIsLucifer

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AAAAA I LOVE THIS <3

Hori in outfit C6?

C6 Hori

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YES ASMO BABY hfghfgd I love Simeon’s reactions xD

[ficlet] HoL Reviews: 50 Shades of Grey (ft. Simeon)

(note: spoilers for 50 Shades of Grey and also if you know that you know this is probably slight NSFW)

Hello!! I believe I’m doing this correctly for a “live commentary”? Luke told me that I had to have this on for this to work. I’m sorry if I’m not very good at this. I haven’t been too keen on the changes in technology when I was in the Celestial Realm.

…Oh, yes! So today I’m going to be commenting on this movie called Fifty Shades of Grey. I’ve never heard of it before, but that title seems so intriguing! I don’t own a copy of the movie, so I’m actually in Asmodeus’ room to watch it. Actually, I was told by Solomon I should just watch it in this room and nowhere else. I’m sure this movie probably will benefit from the new surrounding.

Ah so the movie is starting…

Keep reading

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Mammon, thou has good language-

Mammon: who the fuck-

Lucifer: Language.

Mammon:  Whom the fuck

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Accurate lmao xD

Hori: Wait, are you flirting with me?

Solomon: Have been for the past year, thanks for noticing

#HanSolo

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PFFFF AH I LOVE THIS

Any of the humans: Why does Lucifer do the laundry so loud?

Mammon: So that everyone knows that no one helps in this house

Lucifer in the distance: [Slams the door shut]

#OMLucifer OurMom