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dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning
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I saw a post that was like "the reason Sephora kids are mixing up all the makeup and skincare products and messing up the stores is because they never made potions with mud as a kid" and I just want to know...
(if you could reblog for sample size, that would be greatly appreciated <3)
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So funny when super conventionally attractive people have weird ass tumblr personality disorder and chronic poster syndrome like I’ll scroll through your blog and see some of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said and then get jump scared by a picture of the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen which is then followed by some more of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said
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wikipedia article on human senses for definitions and clarification
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do you think mocking catholicism is funny
yes. next question
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had a dream i lost a silver necklace and i get a text from this guy asking if its valuable and I reply no, just sentimental, and he replies back to me with a video of him giving the necklace to a large scarab who immediately buried it in the desert
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The thing about The Mother in How I Met Your Mother is that they literally built her up as this impossible ideal for nine years straight while Ted seriously deteriorated as a character. How could anyone be as perfect as the woman Ted still idealized, and how could someone that perfect actually fall for HIM?!?
And then Criston Milioti showed up, and she was beautiful and quirky and kind and maternal and you could understand why Ted loved her so much and yet impossibly you could see why they were so great together and how stupid he had been to keep clinging to the idea of Robin who he was so incompatible with was when he had this perfect love waiting for him right around the corner.
And then they threw that all away to try to convince us that Ted belonged with Robin after The Mother died, that he still loved Robin despite the fact that he couldn't stop talking about how perfect The Mother was and how he would have given anything to have more time with her.
The thing is, even in the most idealistic scenario, Robin is never going to live up to the person that he lost, and Ted is not over The Mother. He's still grieving that loss, and clinging to the comfort of the past, to a time when someone else brought him a little bit of joy, and hoping it can be what it was before, even if he knows it's not going to be good enough.
The thing is that it's a bad idea. And Ted needs therapy more than he needs a girlfriend, and eventually to meet someone who shares his priorities quite some time after that.
What does Robin need, other than maybe to reconcile with her ex-husband instead? Well, she needs not to walk into a situation she never wanted, to become the sole maternal figure to two kids who already lost a parent. Ultimately all of them deserve more than that.
But more than any of that, The Mother deserved to live.
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reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can't stop you
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to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife
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Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:
Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.
The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.
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this redditor has the fucking battle royale of invasive plants (in the US) happening in their yard jesus christ. sentences of hate and destruction
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I dont know whats happening in Thunder Junction but I know Tibalt won't stay dead
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