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@badthingshappenbingo fic #5!

Prompt: Kneecapping

Fandom: Batman

Rating: T

TW: None

Summary: "The mercenary had caught him by surprise. One minute Dick had been patrolling, and the next… well, Slade had done what he did best: ruin Dick’s night."

OR Slade is hired to keep Dick "occupied." It, unsurprisingly, ends poorly.

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Kon: Tim is my friend, and if I love him, it’s the way I would love a brother. Jason: Tim is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I would call the police

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*hears massive crash and screaming*

Dick: Was that Jason?

Tim: No, that couldn’t be Jason. There’s no w-

Jason: you stupid, worthless morons!

Tim: Nevermind. That’s him.

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All I know is if Alfred Pennyworth was still alive this Gotham War ✨nonsense✨ would NEVER have happened

#my man would have kicked Bruce’s ass #don’t get me started #like the moment Bruce started slipping Alfred would’ve been ON IT #batfamily #batfam #batman #incorrect batfamily quotes #gotham war #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth

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I'm bitter so let's fight:

The correct answer is "all of the above" but I'm forcing everyone to choose.

#Don't be shy keep listing things #okay so maybe Batfam pet peeves is more accurate instead of DC #DC can catch these hands #batfamily #batbros #tim drake #batfam #batman #incorrect batfamily quotes #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #bruce wayne

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Not putting Cass on purpose because it just wouldn't be fair.

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No one:

Conner, Bart, and Cassie trying to describe their Timmy:

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The definition of bisexuality is shipping both TimSteph and TimKon

#timber is meh #like he’s fine but not my cup of tea personally #tim drake #batfamily #batfam #batman #timkon #timsteph #kon el kent #steph brown

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Tim, watching the news: "Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!" Jason, walks in covered in ink: "Well, maybe the squid was being a dickhead."

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emperor kuzco was clearly gay

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#Or more accurately what kind of relationship SHOULD they have #kon el kent #conner kent #clark kent #superman #superboy #dcu #dc

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It's that time of year again where I torture the poor Batfamily! Hope you guys enjoy :)

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Jason when he notices Tim’s mental health is dipping a little too low:

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Dick: I once read that we should tell our kids, "You must be really proud of yourself" instead of "I'm so proud of you" because it teaches them to become intrinsically motivated rather than teaching them that their value comes from pleasing others. Tim: My parents only told me that when I fucked up.

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Jason: Okay, time for Plan G Steph: Don't you mean Plan B? Jason: No, we tried Plan B a long time ago. And I had to skip Plan C due to technical difficulties. Dick: What about Plan D? Jason: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt about half an hour ago. Cass: And Plan E? Jason: I'm hoping not to use it. Tim dies in Plan E. Damian: I like Plan E. Tim: Hey!

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