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I stole it from Twitter, you can roast me and tell me about the vibe I give off

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Which Eurovision act will I absorb into my personality this year? 🤔

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Killing me just makes me a martyr 🤪

The people behind me in line at the grocery store were talking about Ratetstellanism and how cool they think the goddess is 🙃. I’m going to murder Wyndham.

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despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

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Watching the niblings while Maebh and co attempt to get all the kids Christmas presents they’ll like…… surely nothing can go wrong

#Logan is napping on Hartley which is ADORABLE #Lian Mason and I are doing science experiments in the kitchen #and Tyler is resolutely trying to teach himself to knit using YouTube on my laptop 🥺 #Ollie is watching him VERY intently

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someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

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Gramps started crying when he met Maebh’s kids and Gran smacked him and told him to keep that shit under lock and key

It’s good to be back

#but SHE started crying watching Maebh make her partners dance with her so #they’re both guilty of high sin

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DOES HE KNOW IT’S A DUET WITH BRITNEY SPEARS?

This is a cultural reset - we all needed this

Jason: …… are you listening to club music?

Roy: it’s the new Elton John song

Starry: Maebh’s had it on repeat for three hours now

Jason:…… I’m not asking questions anymore

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Oh my god, he needs a sleepover at Uncle Wynd and Uncle Hartley’s immediately

Baby is sleeping

Kids were in bed

We were all sleeping

Mason, standing inches from my faces: MOM

Me:….. yes bud?

Mason: I’m not going to school

Me: yeah not an option kiddo you’re going

Mason: well Grandpa Ollie told me I’ve got rights

Roy, on the other side of the bed, audibly groaning: did he now?

Mason: mhmmm- and I’m not doing kindergarten because it… it vio- it breaks the uh ate amendment!

Jason: the what

Mason: no mean and weird punishments - kindergarten is mean and weird

Roy: hey Mason? Go back to bed

#he’s just a lil baby #lil baby man #knows his rights #has a vague knowledge of the constitution at age 5 #believes that kindergarten is baby jail #I love him #would kill and die for my nephew

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Oh I see, it’s “yes Wynd take the baby for the day, yes Wynd you can babysit, thanks for letting us sleep Wynd”

Until Ollie and I are serving looks and then suddenly I’m wrong?

I don’t think so

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Time to make my sister’s polycule watch my favorite movie- Velocipastor

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So when are we gonna tell Maebh all the drama that happened in the waiting room while she was giving birth?

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We are watching Persuasion to see if it’s as bad as it looks- will probably update with Jason’s reactions 👀

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Maebh is NOT being appreciative of the barometric pressure readings I keep texting her

They can induce labor I just want her to be prepared

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Watching Jason realize that when together Maebh and Roy will eat like unsupervised frat boys was absolutely the highlight of the moving yesterday

Yessir my sister was a regular at frat parties she can and will squirt cheese wiz into her mouth and thinks fried Spam is delicious

She’s just also very fond of vegetables and works out with alarming regularity

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