a star going supernova or whatever. i don’t care it doesn’t even bother me i don’t think about it at all
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good and bad
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You’re meeting the friend of a friend for the first time, who’s apparently an empath. When they shake your hand, they immediately rip their hand away from you.
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the funniest part of jodie’s panel at goldnova was when someone asked her what doctor who story she wishes 13 could have been in and her answering the giggle simply because she wishes she could have been in an episode that played the spice girls 😭
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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds
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She reallllly should have worn a suit more often.
ID: realistic painting of the THirteenth Doctor wearing a suit and looking serious. Yellow light outlines her on one side with a fainter blue glow on the other side. A blue starfield fills the background. end ID
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once in college my friend asked me to come along on a date she wasn’t comfortable with because she knew that I would step in and ruin the mood on purpose if she gave me the signal that she wanted out
I came along, it was awkward, she gave the signal, and I immediately dumped a glass of ice water over my head and said “oh no looks like you have to drive me home immediately to prevent hypothermia” but then she and her bad date thought this was so startling and funny that it broke the tension and got them talking. and then I had to sit around for the rest of their date dripping water and shivering because she decided she was enjoying herself.
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brutalist candy cane
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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
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