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i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language

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warforged bard

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KUNIKIDA MY BELOVED I love him :'D

Day 6 of drawing bsd incorrect quotes until I become a comic artist GOD!

Original quote \/

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Kunikida: Alright this weekends safety brief. Don't add to the population. Don't subtract from the population.

Dazai: Well there goes my weekend.

Kunikida: Don't end up in the hospital.

Kenji: I'll try.

Atsushi: No promises.

Kunikida: Don't end up in the newspaper or jail.

Dazai: But if you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

Kunikida:... Well, you're not wrong.

Dazai: stares at him What did you do in jail, Kunikida?

Kunikida: ignoring him Have a good weekend everyone.

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Atsushi: "You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?"

Kunikida: "Several traffic violations."

Yosano: "Three counts of resisting arrest."

Ranpo: "Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks." <-- Drank all of them.

Dazai: "Also, that's not our car."

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Akutagawa: I made tea.

Atsushi: I don’t want tea.

Akutagawa: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Atsushi: Then why are you telling me?

Akutagawa: It is a conversation starter.

Atsushi: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Akutagawa: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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after corruption

chuuya used to protest against Dazai carrying him back to base after he used corruption on a mission.

over the years he has gotten used to it. He lets Dazai carry him and just pretends to be passed out.

Dazai: *carrying Chuuya bridal style* hey slug are you there? Chuuya: *pretends to be passed out* Dazai: *fully knows Chuuya is faking it* hmmm I wonder how I'm gonna get into Chuuya's apartment? Since he is passed out I guess ill have to break the door Chuuya: *takes his keys out of his pocket and hands them over to Dazai* Dazai: *smug* oh so you are awake Chuuya: *with his eyes closed* nope I'm still passed out

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bsd textposts!! i'm obsessed

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this is like just a fourth of a whole musical medley addressing that you can’t live like the simpsons anymore. harsh :(

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Happy Trans Day of Visibility!

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are you looking??????

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ok but bsd chapter 114 revealing the flipside of the soukoku dynamic in all its glory like *chef's kiss*

turns out that when the mission's (almost) done and you put skk in a room with no witnesses they just become each other

dazai is the one unable to stay still, agitated and wearing his emotions openly and very much stressing about a plan he can't understand (how the tables do turn), literally YELLING and RUNNING of his own violation and doing actual labor of pulling out "fyodor" from beneath a whole ass helicopter while injured without asking for help because the brawns of the team is actually secretly a black cat character

insane how chuuya makes dazai look like the overactive dog archetype here like Mister Gravity Control and I Crack Walls & Chains With One Kick is just sitting full-on cheek on fist poker face watching his beanpole of a partner struggle. his health bar is like full too besides the brief drowning stint meanwhile he himself shot dazai like three times after he crawled out of a crashed elevator

(chuuya is actually such a little shit it's amazing like it was kinda shown in him just letting kunikida blow himself up without even trying to take on tecchou or as if he couldn't just fly the helicopter away with his ability? the pm's trump card, stronger half of soukoku? mans said "boss told me come get you" and by god that is the only job he will do, overtime means nothing to him because he can't read, what a king)

chuuya is literally only willing to do the BARE minimum it's hilarious like he's done his part, he's given the Oscar-winning vampire performance of a lifetime, now he's pulling a dazai-at-the-ADA and simply refusing to work like. chilling in the back while dazai monologues and fyodor dies. bouncing sigma like a tennis ball. chilling a corner while dazai brainstorms. leisurely following dazai's running. chilling in the back while dazai huffs and puffs to pull out the body.

the biggest bsd plot twist is that soukoku on and off the battle field just switch roles for who's lounging like a bored princess while the other toils and actually does the work. if they both ever actually work on something at the same time yokohama would probably explode.

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creating not thanks to, but in spite of

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Bothering the beast

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I love to misread replies as reptiles. There are reptiles on my posts sometimes

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This is still funny right