tiniest-night-goblin

[tiniest-night-goblin]

Consider this though; your current tally for surviving bad days is 100%. 

You are NAILING this! 

#depression #self help #happiness #happy thoughts #mental health

[tiniest-night-goblin]

Imagine if I could be big

And mean people could be small. 

I could pick them up and put them in a fishbowl where they could only be mean to eachother, and watch them rage and scream and every now and then I’d drop a lil cookie in the bowl so they wouldn’t starve. 

#BLM #protests #USA #humans rights #perfect solution #trump

[tiniest-night-goblin]

it’s actually really easy to not attack children with chemical warfare. I’ve been not doing it my whole entire life. 

#BLM #tiny goblin says burn that shit down #protests #human rights #Smoll and UPSET #george floyd #USA

[tiniest-night-goblin]

Be gentle but relentless.  And always carry a sledgehammer. 

#tiny goblin #life #advice #sledgehammer #violence #baby yoda

[tiniest-night-goblin]

I put on a little bow tie. 

Now I’m fancy.

And cute. Never forget cute.

#tiny goblin #baby yoda #bow tie #fashion

[tiniest-night-goblin]

It’s a great day to be alive! 

And a better day to lay in bed all day and eat cookies. 

#goblin #tiny #quarantine #alive #happy #cookies #snacks #food

[tiniest-night-goblin]

My expectations are low, 

But my standards are even lower. 

#Life #quarantine #standards #tiny goblin #baby yoda

[tiniest-night-goblin]

HA! You’re funny. 

But looks aren’t everything, you know. 

#funny #baby yoda #goblin

[tiniest-night-goblin]

Well, tomorrow sucked

[tiniest-night-goblin]

I thought we cancelled this storyline??

#nazis #fascism #alt-right #equal rights #human rights #trump #politics

[tiniest-night-goblin]

Would you do me the honor of giving me all your blankies so I can build a fort? 

#blanketfort #please #I need #goblin #baby yoda #warmth #quarantine

[tiniest-night-goblin]

Toss a coin to your tiny goblin, 

Oh internet of plenty ~! 

#witcher #baby yoda #star wars #internet #coin

[tiniest-night-goblin]

Master has given Goblin a gun 

#harry potter #dobby #gun

[tiniest-night-goblin]

Black cats aren’t bad luck. 

But they are my friends and I will probably steal your socks and spare change. 

So if you see a black cat you are probably out of the luck of having socks and money. 

#black cats #halloween #goblin #socks #money #bad luck #luck

[tiniest-night-goblin]

If I had a best friend I could tell them secrets. 

Like how at night, I burrow into people’s wardrobes and try on everything as a hat. 

#fashion #goblin #secret #wardrobe #hats

[tiniest-night-goblin]

Yes hello please remember to soap your hands or just dip them in pure alcohol if the soapies aren’t there please. 

#viral #goblin #quarantine #covid #corona

[tiniest-night-goblin]

You know what I like about people? 

Their socks. 

#goblin hides in socks #winter socks #summer socks #christmas socks #socks