i am so Tired
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my girlfriend just said i have very sharp “scoopy scoopy scapulas” and i have no idea what to make of that.
no actually i hate it why on earth would you say that ever
/lh
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update: we are dating
just when i think i’m improving i notice Possible Feelings For Friend ahaha fuck
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update: they know this blog exists
just when i think i’m improving i notice Possible Feelings For Friend ahaha fuck
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just when i think i’m improving i notice Possible Feelings For Friend ahaha fuck
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yes mom i am aware im mentally ill and that i do in fact need food to live
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oh yeah this is a GREAT time to start bleeding internally
i just love it when my muscles try and give birth to my own uterine lining. it feels great.
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damn i really out here making bad decisions. i literally sat down and went “i’m gonna regret this” and you wouldn’t BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
i regretted it
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anyone want to be my sugar daddy? im hot, broke, and kinky :)
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ah yes, the age-old question:
“do i have uti? or did I just mash my g-spot too hard yesterday?”
only time will tell
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fucking hell i hate being pan i can’t find any porn thats hot because HOW IS IT SEXY IF I DONT KNOW YOUR PERSONALITY DJDJSNJS i could care less if ur strangers just fucking somewhere djdjsns i need some fuckin,,,CONTEXT like
nothing sexier than a movie sex scene!!! you can tell what’s going on and lose yourself in it!!!
porn fucking sucks, dawg!
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yo i couldn’t focus on my lab report bc i was horny asf so i put on my collar and suddenly i was like “need to focus. need to be good” and honestly i did NOT expect that to work
also where the fuck did all that subiness come from????
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mmm yes i love it when i convince myself i’m losing my sense of taste because the apple i just had wasn’t as tasty as i thought it would be
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aha aha almost made it two years but now the board is back to zero days babeyyyy
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also the guy im fooling around with is a bit of a try-hard but ngl i’ll take what i can get
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holy shit my mustache is FINALLY coming in!
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okay so turns out im really fucking good at sexting
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