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i simply do not have enough tattoos

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https://fb.watch/mjDHL25iin/?mibextid=Nif5oz

#i think i would like to roll like a hot dog on the ocean floor

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@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu Gotouge, Demon Slayer // Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance // David Levithan, How They Met and Other Stories // Tennessee Williams, Notebooks

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

#just leave the snakey babies alone

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I saw this post on reddit about 2 members of rammstein apparently at "some dead presidents house"

Does that look like a painting of Ulysses s Grant? Someone else in the comments suggested it could be. Hmm.

#finally my interests combine lol #im undecided #my history nerd followers do you recoginize this historic home

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This is also how my real life social interactions go btw

I didn't know that if you follow a patreon apparently there's a chat and I'm too scared to make my presence known so I'm just creepily watching others chatting

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I didn't know that if you follow a patreon apparently there's a chat and I'm too scared to make my presence known so I'm just creepily watching others chatting

#it feels weird lol #ive never supported anyone on patreon til now so i was unaware how it all worked

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@olafheinestudio (22-08-2018) : “Till… Twenty Years Ago Today”

📸 credit to Olaf Heine

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Till, Pop Lāszlō Sportarēna, Budapest, Hungary, 16-03-2010 © Kallo Peter

#absolutely love this look #hes like a strange alien creature #deep sea fish #whatever hes beautiful

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"When life gives you lemons" FALSE LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS

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My cat jumped on the small bathroom counter and tried to join me as I washed my face this morning. Then got upset because she got wet.

I'm constantly in awe at her decision-making skills

#tabby! #shes a dumbass like me i love her ❤️

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The Mummy (1932)

Boris Karloff with the make-up master Jack Pierce

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My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands: