HELP
I'M SOBBING
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tag the oc that is probably drunk right now
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lesbiab
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I'm playing Portal 2 for the first time
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tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, i’ve already heard your “oh the great red spot is an std” jokes, and i don’t care. and btw, the logistics of fucking the rings of a planet don’t make any sense. have fun trying to put your dick through a bunch of jagged rocks and ice, you piece of shit
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Bleph it them
I hope the second one hasn’t been done already lolz
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you better not be cunty simon petrikov when i get home
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god brussel sprouts are so goated. how the hell did they get known as the nasty vegetable
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small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts
i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now
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Me
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I know SEVERAL afab nonbinary people who, as soon as they came out as nonbinary - immediately began dressing in ridiculous hyper-femme outfits they never would have worn before. A lot of people see this and say shit like “Theyfab” or say they are only nonbinary for attention. After all, look how femme they are.
But to me, this makes perfect sense. When you are forced into the category of “woman” against your will, femininity is a chore. It’s a job that you have. As soon as you say no, I’m not a woman, suddenly femininity isn’t your job anymore. It’s not a requirement. It’s just a fun hobby you can get into. Or a little treat sometimes.
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childe getting accused of the serial disappearances, which started over twenty years ago, like
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PEOPLE on this website don't Talk about this shit enough:
you can have potato for breakfast
If you want
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