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morgana: i am very small.

morgana: and i have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect persona quotes #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 morgana #obligatory john mulaney reference that needed to be made

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akira: what did you two do?

ryuji:

yusuke:

akira: you're not in trouble.

akira: i just need to know if i have to lie to the police again or not.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect persona quotes #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #akira kurusu #ren amamamiya #ren amamiya #ryuji sakamoto #yusuke kitagawa #p5 boys being petty #okay now that the tags are out of the way #i know i've been gone a month #on the period from the first to the tenth of april i had a cold #afterwards i was focused on exams and preparing for them #and band things #yay #anyways #you guys have been waiting long enough #i come to part the clouds and give you quotes when you probably didn’t need them #as is my job :)

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akechi: it's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.

ryuji: i know what i saw.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect persona quotes #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #goro akechi #ryuji sakamoto #p5 boys being petty

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sumire: what's the stupidest thing you believed as a child?

akira: that naptime was a punishment.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect persona quotes #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #akira kurusu #ren amamamiya #ren amamiya #sumire yoshizawa #royal trio quotes #(akechi's there in spirit dw) #(but spirit as in dead)

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haru: the only thing i'm guilty of is being adorable!

haru: ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect persona quotes #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #haru okumura #i can just hear her saying #did someone say BOOM?

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yosuke: what are you two arguing about this time?

rise: they're always using common phrases incorrectly!

naoto: cry me a table, rise.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect persona quotes #persona 4 #persona 4 golden #rise kujikawa #yosuke hanamura #naoto shirogane

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minako: everyone shut up, i'm thinking.

akihiko: well, don't think too hard. i wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect persona quotes #persona 3 #persona 3 portable #akihiko sanada #minako arisato #hamuko arisato #kotone shiomi #then that old and crusty green screen meme of people in the background like #oh! oh! #like someone got roasted #and the the screen fills with that word in white lettering and black outline #you know exactly the one im talking about

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kanji: next time i'm at the pet store, i'm gonna take a hamster and put it in the scorpion cage.

kanji: i wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes "oh, shit."

#listen i know that kanji would canonically never do this but the quote was funny #and it is simultaneously a very kanjithing to do #so #cut me some slack okay #incorrect quotes #incorrect persona quotes #persona 4 #persona 4 golden #kanji tatsumi

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aigis, sharpening a knife: i have ways of making you talk.

aigis: (cuts a piece of cake)

ryoji: ...can i have some?

aigis: cake is for talkers.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect persona quotes #persona 3 #persona 3 portable #ryoji mochizuki #aigis persona 3

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yusuke: "it's easy to forget what a sin is on the battlefield."

akechi: opposite over hypotenuse.

akechi: dipshit.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect persona quotes #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #goro akechi #yusuke kitagawa #p5 boys being petty #akechi posts seem to do really good here for some reason ive noticed #that didn’t impact me making this #it was just an observation #i also don't understand sin cos or tan either #trig sucks. that's why.

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zenkichi: have you done this before?

sojiro: well, zenkichi, it's like if you read the script, you come better prepared.

maruki: that's not what we do in japan. we don't read things.

zenkichi: i don't read, sojiro.

#persona 5 #persona 5 strikers #persona 5 royal #because maruki's there #incorrect quotes #incorrect persona quotes #takuto maruki #zenkichi hasegawa #sojiro sakura #p5 parents are stupid too #ah yes #another one joins the p5 parents coven #introducing zenkichi “bold of you to assume i pay attention” hasegawa #sae was originally in maruki's place but then i said “nah” and changed it last minute

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naoya: i assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house. akira: is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

#persona #persona 1 #persona 5 #akira kurusu #ren amamamiya #ren amamiya #naoya toudou #boy with earring #incorrect quotes #incorrect persona quotes #protagonist family #persona protag pandemonium (ppp)

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chie: don't go picking a fight with me. i could make your life difficult.

yosuke, sarcastically: wow. i wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.

#persona 4 #persona 4 golden #incorrect quotes #incorrect persona quotes #chie satonaka #yosuke hanamura #i imagined the sprite that would fit better for yosuke would be the one where he closes his eyes and winces #but sadly i could not find that one for his jacketed yasogami outfit #so! #it fits regardless

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shinji: life is like minato. short.

#persona 3 #persona 3 portable #incorrect quotes #incorrect persona quotes #shinjiro aragaki #shinjiro “did ya see that shinji?” aragaki #yes that is a tag because i made it #did i mean this quote in the foreshadowing way people may have interpreted it? no #but please interpret it that way because it's funnier and is something i'd actually do

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haru: my expectations are low, but they could always go lower.

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #incorrect quotes #incorrect persona quotes #haru okumura #she's so positive what a queen

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kanji: so. chie isn't allowed to take out the trash anymore.

yosuke: why?

kanji: because i've caught her trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

chie: you'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

#persona 4 #persona 4 golden #incorrect quotes #incorrect persona quotes #chie satonaka #kanji tatsumi #yosuke hanamura #(she trains the raccoons to pillage and plunder) #why is kanji always the voice of reason in these things #he's surrounded by people who are either older or have more functioning braincells than he does #but he STILL is the voice of reason

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minato: i won a new phone in a race.

minako: huh? what kind of race lets you win a phone?

minato: a race between the store owner, the cop, and me.

#persona 3 #persona 3 portable #incorrect quotes #incorrect persona quotes #minako arisato #kotone shiomi #hamuko arisato #minato arisato #makoto yuki #arisato twins #i can just imagine him booking it from the mall to the dorms in a “you'll never take me alive” attitude