Starkid 2009: hehehoohoo Voldemort do a silly tap dance
Starkid 2020: there is no ethical consumption under capitalism death is inevitable and no amount of material wealth can fill the gaping void in your miserable life
Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
Additional Tags: dragon!Jaskier, Prince!Geralt, Alternate Universe - Fairy Tale, Fairy Tale Elements, Talking dragons, Princesses, Magic, Knights - Freeform, dragon's hoard, lair
Summary:
It's time for Jaskier to be a proper dragon and get himself a princess for his lair! There's just one tiny, itsy bitsy, minuscule problem . . .
"Sometimes I don't want to be a people. Sometimes I want to be a snail munching a strawberry under a big leaf, waving my eyestalks about while it rains." -Me
I went from 37 to 416 followers on Twitter for rant tweeting about Angel Dust amd defending him as representation and let me tell ya. The vast difference between engagement here and Twitter is unreal. I realize now how shitty tumblr is and how much I hate it.
I have 214 followers here and the only notice I get is from fanfic links and Incorrect Witcher quotes from last year.
Tumblr is full of reactionary and overly defensive young people. My NSFW stuff gets taken down without warning and the mildly nsfw stuff has gotten flagged so much, I block 5 to 10 porn bots every week and there's 0 engagement with any of my work so while I'll keep posting art and fanfic here, this is it for me, I've outgrown this website [age/experience wise, I am NOT saying I'm better than anyone or anything] and I'm kinda glad I did, I feel good about these facts.
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019), Hellblazer, Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020), Justice League Dark (2017), Justice League Dark (Comics)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: John Constantine/Nanaue Sha'ark, John Constantine/King Shark, John/Nanaue
Characters: John Constantine, Nanaue Sha'ark, King Shark
Additional Tags: Two Dicks One Shark, Secrets, Blow Up Dolls, Handcuffs, Conjugal Visit, Old Ex's, Bottom King, Bottom Nanaue, Top John, Demon Dick Spells, Deep Dicking and Deep Conversation, Knotting
Series: Part 7 of Blood, Magic and Keyboards
Summary:
The crew are a bit suspicious of John yet and King has a time of it defending his aloof beau's actions so he takes some time away to think.