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You were so happy about the last ask that I'll do a few kiss marry kill games for you (they might be a little hard) and if you want you can also give explanations :) Aelin, Manon, Lysandra Elide, Lorcan, Dorian Erawan, Vernon, Clarisse Rowan, Gavriel, Kaltain Have a nice day :D

Once again, thank you very much for your ask!!! And also, the "have a nice day :D" just gives me such a passive aggressive energy.

So, for the first trio:

Manon: Fuck, because the boat scene is like, the best smut in ToG;

Lysandra: marry, because I'm a Lysandra supremacist;

Aelin: I refuse myself to kill her, so I'll marry her too!

The second trio:

Dorian: marry, because in case you haven't noticed yet, I'm a Dorian simp;

Elide: fuck, she's my baby, I would not do that in any other situation, but I refuse to kill her:

Lorcan: kill, don't get me wrong, I love him, but I love the other two more.

The third trio (you evil little one):

Erawan: fuck, he was low-key hot;

Clarisse: marry, to after kill her and get all the money;

Vernon: kill, because he is pure trash, I forgot about him when I was making the list for the other ask;

The fourth trio:

Kaltain: marry, she suffered way too much in the books, she deserves something good;

Rowan: fuck, again, he's hot, and like, why not?

Gavriel: kill, once again, I just like his less than the others, sorry :((.

That was harder than I thought it would be, dear anon, so I challenge you, and the my others dear followers to do the same game! Once again, thank you very much for your ask!

#ask #answered ask #thanks for the ask! #tog #dorian havilliard #aelin ashryver #aedion ashryver #rowan whitethorn #lysandra #manon crochan #manon blackbeak #lady elide #elide lochan #lord lorcan lochan #lorcan salvaterre #erawan #vernon #Vernon lochan #clarisse #gavriel #kaltain rompier #that was hard #the passive aggressive energy that this aks contains #i swear

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Who are the 5 tog characters you hate the most? And why?

Oh my! First ask!!! So, before we begin, thank you for your question!

In the leading position is Arobynn Hamel, because he bought Lysandra's virginity, manipulated Aelin, basically killed Sam and many more things he did off camera. Then we have Maeve and Erawan in second and third place, these two I believe and don't have to say why, in fourth we have Clarisse DuVency, and in case you don't remember, she was the one who commanded the brothel and was the one that told the authorities that Lysandra was shifter. And last, we have the valg that was inside the King of Adarlan, aka Dorian first, I just hate that mf

Thank you once again for your ask! Hope you have a nice day!!!

#answered ask #ask #tog #dorian havilliard #arobynn hamel #sam cortland #sjm books #sjm #my first ask #so happy #:)))

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No nuance November ( Tog edition)

I hope I don't lose followers

Aelin losing her powers is actually a big thing for her character;

SJM completely forgot about Nehemia's family, which is an absurd;

Most of her poc in tog are tolken or are there just to die and help the development of the white main character ( like Sorcha and Nehemia);

Chaol does NOT deserve all the hate he gets;

Celealena >>>> Aelin;

Dorian and Manon deserve a novel;

ToG's plot and word building makes way more sense than ACOTAR;

the high point of the last book was Dorian in Morath;

Aedion does not deserve Lysandra after treating her so badly, when she was pretending to be Aelin;

#dorian havilliard #aelin ashryver #tog #aedion x lysandra #aedion ashryver #lysandra #rowan x aelin #rowan whitethorn #chaol westfall #yrene westfall #yrene towers #Sorcha #Nehemia Ytger #sjm books #sjm #acotar

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Rowaelin child: *crying*

Rowan: what's wrong sweetheart?

Rowaelin child: there's this boy, and he likes me and...

Rowan: but that's great, what's the matter?

Rowaelin child: well...

Dorian: *out of nowhere* HOW IS MY CHILD NOT YOUR CHILD'S TYPE???

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ToG characters in a modern AU, but it's quarantine!

Dorian: did someone said reading as a copying mechanism?

Manon: she misses being out so much, she wants to feel free, but she knows she can't. So just like a certain priceling once told her, if she wants to feel the wind on her face, she just got to stand in front of her window

Chaol: he is still working, once he is a cop, those ar weird times, and he got to admit, he thought he would never have to arrest people because of a brunch

Yrene: also a essential worker, she's a doctor after all, she hopes that after all this chaos, she'll live in a world with less antivax idiots

Aelin: she's enjoying all this free time to do things that she likes! Such as reading, playing music, Rowan

Rowan: thanks to his wife, his too tired to go crazy

Aedion: he is THIS close to going apeshit

Lysandra: even closer to going apeshit

Evangeline: enjoying herself seeing both of her paternal figures going crazy

Nesryn: DID SOMEONE SAY BAKING AS A COPYING MECHANISM?

Sartaq: DID SOMEONE SAY EATING EVERYTHING YOUR PARTNER BAKES AS A COPYING MECHANISM?

Elide: became a DIY queen, really

Lorcan: a mess in DIY, someone please help him

Fenrys: he developed like, 3 new hobbies, someone please get him some attention

#tog #dorian havilliard #tog shitpost #aelin ashryver #tog incorrect quotes #chaol westfall #rowan whitethorn #incorrect quotes #celeana sardothien #elide lochan #lord lorcan lochan #lorcan salvaterre #yrene westfall #yrene towers #aedion ashryver #aedion x lysandra #lysandra #evageline #manon blackbeak #manorian #nesryn faliq #sartaq #fenrys moonbeam

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I'm dumbass, but I swear I'll get better, and also, thank you for the recommendation!

yay, a ToG blog! i need more of this content. do you have recs for other blogs that post stuff from sarah's books? thank youuuu

I don’t know many because I’m looking for more blogs but here’s a few. (Some might not be active anymore)

@incorrecttogquotess

@togincorrectquotes

@fireheartswestfall

@courtofmaasdestruction

@danika-defendyr

@togshitpost

@aelin-myfireheart-queen

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Dorian: There's no point being grown-up if you can't be childsh sometimes.

Chaol: you're just saying this as an excuse

Dorian: shut up

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Dorian: I bet you can´t from a sentence without using the letter "a".

Chaol: you thought you did something there did't you? Well sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing he first letter of the english lexicon.

Aelin:

Aelin: Fuck you.

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Aelin: I'll do whatever I want!

Rowan, softly : please don't

#tog #aelin ashryver #shitpost #tog shitpost #queen aelin #rowan whitethorn #tog incorrect quotes #aelin #incorrect quotes #rowaelin #rowan x aelin

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Rowan:Remember, birdwatching goes both ways

Fenrys:That's vaguely threatening, thank you

#rowan whitethorn #Fenrys #fenrys moonbeam #tog #tog incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #rowan

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Lorcan: what are those taxes?

Elide: Lorcan you have more than 500 years

#elorcan #lord lorcan lochan #elide x lorcan #elide lochan #tog shitpost #tog incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #tog #lorcan salvaterre

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Headcannon #4

Dorian considers himself a ten

Dedicated to @bbugl, thanks for all the love <3

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Hollin, while T posing: every clothe is a going out clothe, a stay in home clothe and a pijama if you just don't care

Dorian: please stop

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ToG characters as things that my friends have said this year

Dorian: if I don't kill myself by the end of the week it will be a miracle

Aelin: if I don't kill anyone by the end of the week it will be a miracle

Aedion: bro, at this point, I'm just existing

Lysandra: everything is gay, even when you're kissing someone of the opposite gender, you're also indirectly kissing someone of the same gender as yours

Chaol: every one in this room, including myself has a chaotic alignment

Yrene: at this point, not dying is my goal

Elide, to Manon: my boyfriend and I broke up!

Manon to Elide: isn't this like, the fourth time this month?

Rowan: idk bro, at this point, whatever comes is worth

Lorcan: I would say that you are being a little hoe

Fenrys: Love? No thanks, I'm gonna watch anime

Gavriel: sometimes I wish I could go back in time and kick my younger self in the balls

Nesryn: the reason I always look so tired is because I'm dead inside

Sartaq: love is dead and we killed it

#tog shitpost #yrene towers #tog #king dorian #dorian havilliard #chaol westfall #yrene westfall #aelin ashryver #aelin galathynius #aelin #queen aelin #aelin fireheart #rowan whitethorn #aedion ashryver #lysandra #nesryn faliq #sartaq #lady elide #elide lochan #lord lorcan lochan #lorcan salvaterre #lorcan lochan #gavriel #fenrys moonbeam #manon blackbeak

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I know this is not ToG related, but, if this can help ...

hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

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Dorian after the Valg collar:

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